Jab Reviews: Sailor Moon 37-43

Prince Endymion- our new General, and the brainwashed love interest of our heroine! How’s THAT for angst? And so we come to another review! We last left off with Episode #36, and we now learned that Usagi/Sailor Moon was the resurrected Moon Princess from an ancient Moon Kingdom that they’d been searching for all along (rendering a HUGE chunk of the show redundant), she now … Continue reading Jab Reviews: Sailor Moon 37-43

Jab Reviews: Sailor Moon 30-36

Sailor Venus- the fifth and final Sailor Guardian of the main cast. And we’re back!! When last I left off with these Sailor Moon reviews, we’d finished 29 episodes. Nephrite died a hero’s death, rejecting a lifetime of villainy, and our new general is the effeminate, vain Zoisite, who is after the Seven Rainbow Crystals, which the writers have clumsily told us is the ACTUAL … Continue reading Jab Reviews: Sailor Moon 30-36

Jab Reviews: Sailor Moon 23-29

Welcome back! When last we let off, three Sailors had been assembled (the whiny Sailor Moon, smart Sailor Mercury, and grouchy Sailor Mars) by the talking cat, Luna, and sent against the Dark Kingdom. One general was now dead, but Nephrite was now in charge of the invasion. However, he was opposed by the scheming Zoisite (and her lover, Kunzite), and also befuddled by the … Continue reading Jab Reviews: Sailor Moon 23-29

Jab’s Reviews: Sailor Moon 12-22

When last I left off, eleven episodes had passed- Jadeite was still our villain (working under Queen Beryl, who was getting increasingly pissed-off over his failures), and Sailor Mars had just settled into her role as the third Sailor, and was already arguing with Usagi steadily. Tuxedo Mask was our mysterious helper, who was totally not also Mamoru Chiba, a handsome snarker with the exact … Continue reading Jab’s Reviews: Sailor Moon 12-22