Every year, the same thing happens to me. I seek to watch a ton of new movies, but after the first couple of months of the year, I worry I’m way off the pace I need to be on. There are just aren’t a lot of worthwhile flicks released between January and March. So I end up having only seen a few movies those first … Continue reading They Will Kill You Review
Ian from Back In My Day is back to review another Fox X-Men property! Is it the worst X-Men movie ever made? There is a disagreement there in this one! For more from Back In My Day, click HERE! Continue reading Episode 173: X-Men The Last Stand
Directed by Alain Guiraudie Written by Alain Guiraudie Starring: Pierre Deladonchamps, Christophe Paou, Patrick d’Assumçao, Jérôme Chappatte, Mathieu Vervisch, Gilbert Traïna, Emmanuel Daumas, Sébastien Badachaoui, and François-Renaud Labarthe A tranquil lake that queer men use as a cruising spot creates a perfectly atmospheric backdrop for the erotic and murderous tension of this tale. It’s certainly one of the most slow-burn movies I’ve seen in a … Continue reading Stranger by the Lake Review
I get a little frustrated by movies that seemingly don’t know when to end. I was notoriously not a big fan of Nicholas Cage’s acclaimed movie Pig because, to me, it felt like a sixty minute storyline poorly stretched out to a runtime of ninety minutes. In the interest of making it feature length, they sacrificed good pacing and storytelling, and it all felt very … Continue reading Mr. Sandman (2024) Review
We are living in the weirdest timeline: one where there is a whole cinematic universe of action movies based around ballerinas. With two movies in the last few years simply having been called “Ballerina” (okay, I guess the John Wick spin-off had a subtitle) and being about a ballet dancer who goes on a revenge tour against those who have wronged her, you can be … Continue reading Pretty Lethal Review
Nick Sheisty from the Bad Movies We Love podcast joins The Order this episode to discuss the most recent TMNT movie, Mutant Mayhem! For more from Bad Movies We Love, click HERE! Continue reading Episode 172: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles – Mutant Mayhem
Here is some funny/concerning/fitting Inside Baseball for our readers: when writing these reviews, I actually write somewhat backwards. I do the Ups And Downs first, then the Overall, and then I come up here to do my preamble and short synopsis. Well today, after finishing the U&D and Overall, I checked the word count just to see where we were, and it was 666. That … Continue reading Ready Or Not 2: Here I Come Review
MPX has announced the official US digital release of Rusabh Patel’s I Know Exactly How You Die, an indie horror where deadlines aren’t a writer’s worst fear. Beginning April 7, audiences across the US will be able to rent or own I Know Exactly How You Die on Digital HD, including Prime Video, and Fandango at Home. The film will also be available on DVD. I’m … Continue reading I Know Exactly How You Die Review
We are reviewing a movie from the 1960’s today! You know how I feel about that. I had actually mentioned today’s film in that above linked article. It has been a long time coming for my finally getting around to Peeping Tom, but here we are. Peeping Tom, I had been told, is one of those movies that gets referenced a lot when people are … Continue reading Peeping Tom Review
I recently went on something of a Rocky spree in my movie watching. Historically, I’ve seen the original Academy Award winning Rocky once, Rocky IV several times (because Rocky IV is amazing, and if I can change and YOU can change, then EVERYONE can change!), and the Creed trilogy all once each. So I had some blindspots to fill in. Having been a fan of … Continue reading Rocky II Review
We have Frank from the Reels Of Cinema podcast joining The Order this episode to discuss the second movie in the history of the Marvel Cinematic Universe! For more from the Reels Of Cinema, click HERE! Continue reading Episode 171: The Incredible Hulk
It’s been a rough year so far with catching new release movies for me. After having seen a personal best 117 new release movies in 2025, as of early March, I was only up to nine here in 2026. I’ve seen loads of late-2025 flicks, sure! But precious few films that have come out this calendar year. It hasn’t been for a lack of trying; … Continue reading The Bluff Review
I had a choice to make recently between watching the 1958 The Blob or the 1988 remake thereof. Obviously I ended up going with the original. I’m not nearly as anti-remake as a lot of folks are; I recognize that across Hollywood’s history, there have been several great remade movies. And some have even surpassed the originals! But for this instance, I was following my … Continue reading The Blob (1958) Review
Honey Bunch is a relatively new outing featured on Shudder that I had kept passing over for several days due to reasons I will get into in the Ups and Downs. It just kind of sat there on the New Releases screen if I scrolled enough to the right on the AMC+ home page. And I’d look at it, and I’d hem and haw, and … Continue reading Honey Bunch Review
Neil from the We Needed Roads podcast is back with a little remembered sci-fi action Bruce Willis vehicle from 2009. It’s Surrogates! For more from We Needed Roads, click HERE! Continue reading Episode 170: Surrogates
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