*NOTE: The middle section of this article will contain spoilers, and I'll delineate where they start and end!* Is there any Halloween movie more divisive than the 2018 outing that reset the franchise to another timeline--its FIFTH if you count the Rob Zombie and Halloween 3 portions of the multiverse!--and started a new Michael Myers... Continue Reading →
Here's the thing. I usually break down my movie reviews into three sections: Non-Spoiler intro / Spoiler story section / Non-spoiler wrap-up. There is virtually no way possible I can talk about this movie without at least mild spoilers. I just wouldn't have very much to say! So here's your advance warning: This ENTIRE ARTICLE... Continue Reading →
I'm not crazy, okay? Just... don't forget that as we go on here. I mean, I'm nuts for Jason Movies, but that's allowable, right? They are good-to-great movies! Well... okay-to-great. All right, they are sucky-to-great. I know, I know. Jason Goes To Hell still exists. More on that one later, though, because it's about to... Continue Reading →
