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No new “article” today, as it were! Just a reminder that SWO Productions continues to grow and grow, and I’m not the most marketing-savvy person in the world, so it’s entirely possible you my not even know everything we have gotten ourselves up to these days! With that in mind, I’ve decided to create a little one-stop shop with direct connections to some of our … Continue reading Follow The SWO Productions!
I live for finally finding a movie I’ve long wanted to watch suddenly pop up on a streaming platform I have access to. This happened several months ago with Jennifer’s Body, and I was so excited to finally get to watch that film when I discovered it. This time, it was Paramount Plus to the rescue for a motion picture I’ve been wanting to get … Continue reading Almost Famous Review
As of the start of this list–December 22nd 2025, whereupon I figured I was done watching new movies for the rest of the year–I have bested my record for most new release films watched in one year. According to my Letterboxd, I’ve seen 117 pictures that came out in the past twelve months. That tops the previous high of 113 from 2023 and last year’s … Continue reading Top 30 Movies Of 2025: #30-21
The Conglomerate part 5 New York… Hyperion’s Light flew over the state on its way to New Jersey. “Once our drone does its job, we can lure them out,” Ryan Bennings told his team as he gazed at the data in front of him, “Hopefully, my ascertain is correct and they decided to head to Sawyer’s building in Jersey.” “Remember the plan, everyone,” Intrepid told … Continue reading AP Productions: The Commission #17
Wow, for the first, I dunno, 50-60 minutes this film just makes you feel super awkward and uncomfortable! Lucky McKee sure captured “socially awkward” to an uncomfortable degree. Angela Bettis perfectly plays the titular character. I couldn’t get over how her hand performed throughout the film, as a person with severe anxiety, I can attest to the extreme degree of bending back her fingers are … Continue reading May (2002) (Dir. Lucky McKee) Review
Chapter 22 “H-how?” “How did you get yourself arrested? Boy, that’s not a good question for me, Sammy. But by the looks of you, it came with a spicy dash of police brutality.” Sam sat stunned in his silence at the sight of Tommy through the prison booth window. It simply could not be. Sam blinked hard; it had to be the concussion playing tricks … Continue reading Brothers’ Bond: A Pokemon Story, Chapter 22
Jeremy Thomas of 411mania fame has finally joined The Order to discuss the widely reviled 2024 offering Madame Web! For more from Jeremy and 411mania, click HERE! Continue reading Episode 160: Madame Web
It’s always a bit unpleasant calling out the worst anything of the year. For starters, there are people behind these projects that presumably put their heart and soul into them and, I’m sure, produced the best final product they were capable of. For another point, there are undoubtedly folks out there who enjoy some, if not all, of the movies I am about to start … Continue reading “Top” Ten Worst Movies Of 2025
The Conglomerate part 4 Boston… Hyperion’s Light rested on a hill overlooking Ryan Bennings’ luxurious house. The Commission had just picked up Intrepid in the UK and landed the ship outside the Boston home. Inside, the team sat around a table in the lab after debriefing each other on their recent attacks. Surrounding the meeting table, holographic screens displayed pictures and files of the enemies … Continue reading AP Productions: The Commission #16
Nicholas Cage movies are basically their own genre at this point. The chameleon-like actor continues taking weirder and weirder roles, as he fills his resume up with the kinds of projects he clearly has a passion for instead of the kind that have mass appeal. There is something to be said for a man with that kind of attitude towards his career. In his most … Continue reading The Surfer Review
Chapter 21 It had been four days since the incident in Veilstone City. Sam had not heard from Barry at any point in those four days, and no one would answer his questions about where his partner was. Inside the Solaceon Prison, the nearest prison to Veilstone that wasn’t a crumbling mess with a downed wall, Sam had little contact with the outside world. Sam … Continue reading Brothers’ Bond: A Pokemon Story, Chapter 21
I shake my head slow. This isn’t going to go over well. I might not have wanted all these people here, but I took responsibility for them when they showed up. At first, it was as easy as thinking that my basement was finished, warm, and large. We had a lot of furniture, carpeting, and a little kitchenette area. The door to the upstairs was … Continue reading The Basement (part 2): A Short Story
Pop-Tarts is back on the Girl Scouts track this week, as we review Frosted Coconut Caramel! I am not sure that these are a Girl Scouts cookie that I have ever indulged in, but I’ve always been a pretty strictly Thin Mints kind of guy. That said, aren’t Tagalongs a Girl Scouts cookie? With the peanut butter on the inside? Pop-Tarts could totally have made … Continue reading Pop-Tart Quest: Coconut Caramel
The Conglomerate part 3 Boston… Alysa poked her head into Labrat’s hospital room. “Hey, Labrat!” Astra Machina and Labrat sat up to greet her. “Hi, Alysa,” Labrat chirped. As Alysa entered the room, she held up a Paw Patrol plushie. “Astra told me you already got Chase, so I made sure to get Marshal.” Labrat happily took the toy, “Thanks!” “I thought you were in … Continue reading AP Productions: The Commission #15
I recently dog-sat for the uncle and aunt while they went to Tahiti for three-plus weeks. It turns out, I’m not much of a dog person. I sure like dogs! Other people’s dogs. As for having one? Well the need to walk them and take them outside is a bit much for me because I am lazy. And they bark. And they are generally big … Continue reading Good Boy Review
Have you ever heard of the 1999 movie Virus or the comic book on which it is based? I hadn’t! But Griffin from the Reboot Deboot podcast joins The Order this episode to watch and discuss it! For more from Reboot Deboot, click HERE! Continue reading Episode 159: Virus
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