BROTHER BEAR (2003):Written by: Tab Murphy, Lorne Cameron, David Hoselton, Steve Bencich & Ron J. Friedman -I figured "what the hell?" and rented this one- it's one of the latter-day Disney films, and didn't do to well or get very well-received, but it's... okay. Ish. It basically has some cool set pieces and one VERY awesome transformation... Continue Reading →
Moon Knight – A Parody Script
Promo - Get ready for an exciting, action-packed episode of Moon Knight. Viewer discretion advised as this is a violent and brutal show with darkness and horror and scary things. Cute Hippo Goddess: Tee-hee. I'm so excited you're here! OMG! Steven: Oi, Marc! It's a bloom'n talk'n hippo, innit? Marc: Sure is, buddy. She's adorable.... Continue Reading →
Jab’s Disney Reviews: Chicken Little & Meet The Robinsons & Bolt
Okay, it's another pair of "Disney movies Jab hasn't actually seen", so this will serve the purpose more of documenting the strange early days of Disney's CGI animation attempts. CHICKEN LITTLE (2005):Written by: Steve Bencich, Ron J. Friedman, Ron Anderson, Mark Dindal (director) & Mark Kennedy -One of the most universally-reviled Animated Canon pictures of all... Continue Reading →
Jab’s Disney Reviews: Mulan (animated)
MULAN (1998): Written by: Robert D. San Souci, Rita Hsiao, Chris Sanders, Philip LaZebnik, Rymond Singer, Eugenia Bostwick Singer, Dean DeBlois, John Sanford, Tim Hodge, Burny Mattinson, Barry Johnson, Ed Gombert & Chris Williams Mulan is one of the last movies of the Disney Renaissance, and is rather more popular than many of the "Late Renaissance" movies-... Continue Reading →
Jab’s Disney Reviews: Hercules
https://photos.smugmug.com/Disney/i-rBKfMLG/0/640c694c/X2/Hercules_Movie-X2.jpg HERCULES (1997) Written by: Ron Clements, John Musker & Barry Johnson Ahhhhh HERCULES. This one's a funny one for me, because at the time I HATED IT, largely due to the bastardization of Greek Mythology (it's easier to define what they got RIGHT than what they got WRONG, and basically it's that Hercules was the son... Continue Reading →
Jab’s Disney Reviews: The Hunchback of Notre Dame
1 THE HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME (1996): Written by: Victor Hugo (original novel), Tab Murphy, Irene Mecchi, Bob Tzudiker, Noni White, Jonathan Roberts This one's a bit funny, because it was kind of forgotten as a disappointment when it first came out, and Disney isn't really crazy about it. Coming on the heels of the crappy Pocahontas didn't... Continue Reading →
Jab’s Disney Reviews: An Extremely Goofy Movie
AN EXTREMELY GOOFY MOVIE (2000): Written by: Scott Gorden This movie's an odd fit- it's basically a sequel to A Goofy Movie, and uses the same general "Father & Son Have An Argument Then An Understanding" plotline, but involves the then-trendy X-Games as an overall theme, ISN'T a musical, and it's missing one of the major characters... Continue Reading →
MCU Disney+ Year In Review – Hawkeye
We're on our last entry. 2021 was a great ride in terms of the first batch of MCU shows on Disney+. Just before Christmas, we were given the appropriately holiday-themed show, Hawkeye. This was the show I was most looking forward to. First of all, the show was supposed to be following the Matt Fraction/David... Continue Reading →
MCU Disney+ Year In Review – What If…?
As a young lad, there were comics I would buy on a regular basis and comics I would get on a whim or if something caught my eye. The one comic I would get on a semi-regular basis was What If. As the name implies, it presented familiar comic stories and explored the possibility of... Continue Reading →
Jab’s Disney Reviews: A Goofy Movie (Character Retrospective)
Since my review of "A Goofy Movie" was getting a little long last week, I decided to split it up into two. Today's article just deals with the characters in the movie. Again, you haven't read my thoughts on the actual movie, I urge you to check out that previous entry! GOOFY Goofy (the last name... Continue Reading →
MCU Disney+ Year In Review – Loki
When Disney+ announced they would have MCU series on their platform, they did so by revealing the first three shows: Wandavision, Falcon & Winter Soldier, and Loki. They released a teaser shortly after that. If you notice, the only thing they had for Loki was a logo and a short clip with him looking into... Continue Reading →
MCU Disney+ Year In Review – Falcon & Winter Soldier
Last year, Disney+ released the first crop of MCU shows on its site and the initial plan was that Falcon and Winter Soldier would be first. Due to the COVID-19 pandemic, this show had to stop filming, so in January of 2021, Wandavision was released instead. Falcon and the Winter Soldier would subsequently drop in... Continue Reading →
MCU Disney+ Year In Review – Wandavision
It's a new year and we can all agree 2021 pretty much sucked. Know what else sucked? 2020. The sucktitude of these two years was mostly due to the ongoing COVID-19 pandemic that has affected health, business, and even entertainment. As you are all aware, the pandemic hit early in 2020, which resulted in no... Continue Reading →
Jab’s Disney Reviews: A Goofy Movie
A GOOFY MOVIE (1995): Written by: Jymn Magon, Chris Matheson & Biran Pimental https://youtu.be/EsNS5gnUTj4 The movie's two showstoppers, "Stand Out" and "I2I" one after the other. Nothing in history is more "1990s" than this. Of all the shows on the much-fabled "Disney Afternoon" Saturday Cartoon block, the one I would consider LEAST LIKELY to have gotten... Continue Reading →
Jab’s Disney Reviews: Pocahontas
POCAHONTAS (1995): Written by: Carl Binder, Susannah Grant & Philip LaZebnik And NOW WE COME... to the END of the Renaissance. The most hilarious thing about this is that Disney thought this was going to be their MAGNUM OPUS. Like, after Beauty and the Beast got some Oscar Cred, they were like "THIS TIME FOR SURE!" and put... Continue Reading →