Ranking The Rumbles: 1995

1995: The Terrible, Awful, No Good, Very Bad Roster Oh man. I’ve been waiting for this one… Some Royal Rumbles are full on elite WWE talent grinding out important feuds and angles while multiple likely winners enthrall the viewer. And then sometimes… not so much. The Participants 1. Shawn Michaels2. Davey Boy Smith3. Eli Blu4. Duke Droese5. Jimmy Del Ray6. Seone (The Headshrinkers’ version of … Continue reading Ranking The Rumbles: 1995

Ranking The Rumbles: 1992

1992: The Fairness to Flair Here we arrive at the first truly “good” Rumble (Hulk Hogan vs Bushwhacker Luke notwithstanding), and it’s an absolute gem of a classic, this one. Late 1991 saw shenanigans-marred title matches between Hulk Hogan and The Undertaker result in Jack Tunney holding the title in abeyance. The result of that decision? Royal Rumble 1992… The Participants1. The British Bulldog2. Ted … Continue reading Ranking The Rumbles: 1992

Ranking The Rumbles: 1991

1991: The 29 Men Here we are in 1991, where Hulkamania was still running wild through the WWF landscape. At this point, the Rumble was still in its formative years and winning was its own reward. Luckily, we are just one year away from that changing… Participants1. Bret Hart (man, he drew for shit in these early years)2. Dino Bravo3. Greg Valentine4. Paul Roma (Without … Continue reading Ranking The Rumbles: 1991

Ranking The Rumbles: 1990

It’s the 90’s! The Royal Rumble is entering the decade of flannel everything, baggy pants, and everything from soda pop to professional wrestling trying to be extreme. With two Rumbles down, WWF was really finding their footing with their annual elimination match. But after the first two, something was missing. What could it have been… 1990: The Hogan Participants 1. Ted Dibiase (given #1 as … Continue reading Ranking The Rumbles: 1990

Ranking The Rumbles: 1989

Welcome back to Ranking The Rumbles! This time we’re looking at 1989, the year of… the fall of the Berlin Wall, if I recall correctly. And Wikipedia tells me the destruction of the Berlin Wall took place the day after my ninth birthday, so… you’re welcome. Let’s get right to it where we discuss the first “modern” Rumble, the 1989 iteration! 1989: The Set-Up The … Continue reading Ranking The Rumbles: 1989