Meat Me At The Double Meat Palace: A BTVS Retrospective, S6 E12

Our episode kicks off with some exposition: Willow explains to Xander and Anya that Buffy was unable to catch Team Losers because they cleared out of their lair after the Slayer found out their identities. She and Willow managed to recover a slew of magical and technological items, but not the ne’er-do-wells themselves. Anya launches into a capitalistic rant, and this sees Buffy enter the … Continue reading Meat Me At The Double Meat Palace: A BTVS Retrospective, S6 E12

Rest In Peace Michelle Trachtenberg: A BTVS Retrospective, S6 E11

As I write this, we are just a few hours out from the tragic death of Michelle Trachtenberg. She was just 39 years old, and she has no business no longer being with us at such a young age. Tell the people you care about that you love them as often as you can. Before you enjoy this article, take a moment of silence for … Continue reading Rest In Peace Michelle Trachtenberg: A BTVS Retrospective, S6 E11

DARE To Keep Kids Off Magic!: A BTVS Retrospective, S6 E10

Dawn and Tara wake up at seven A.M and discover no one else is in the house. Buffy and Willow never came home from their late night shenanigans from the night before! We cut to Buffy waking up with Spike. They don’t recall the building collapsing on them, and Spike implies they had sex at least twice. Buffy is aghast, which makes virtually no sense … Continue reading DARE To Keep Kids Off Magic!: A BTVS Retrospective, S6 E10

Mr. Chen, Child Prodigy: A BTVS Retrospective, S6 E9

With all the whacky hi-jinx of amnesia left behind in last episode, we open today’s BTVS with Buffy coming across a simple, non-supernatural mugging. She starts kicking the muggers’ asses, but then Spike intervenes, causing a jolt of pain from his implant when he tackles one of the ne’er-do-wells. He asks Buffy if she wants to help get his rocks off, but she declines and … Continue reading Mr. Chen, Child Prodigy: A BTVS Retrospective, S6 E9

Bunnymania!: A BTVS Retrospective, S6 E8

With the sing-song episode left in the rearview mirror, I worry I have nothing left to look forward to except a season-and-a-half of episodes which I’m told are not very good. But I endeavor to finish the series and move on, so here we are! We kick things off, as we so often do, with Buffy out at nighttime in a cemetery. She doesn’t appear … Continue reading Bunnymania!: A BTVS Retrospective, S6 E8

Mustard!: A BTVS Retrospective, S6 E7

Okay, here is the episode I keep hearing so much about, so let’s get into it. “Once More With Feeling” kicks off with an old-timey opening credits with the characters faces transposed over an image of the moon while their actor names are in a red, sitcom-y font next to them. The song that plays is even a jingly bastardization of the typical Nerf Herder … Continue reading Mustard!: A BTVS Retrospective, S6 E7

Naughty Colloquialisms: A BTVS Retrospective, S6 E5-6

Episode 5 Episode 5 kicks off with Buffy bringing home fried chicken. This is mundane and uninspired, and I ALMOST considered not even noting it until Willow delivered the line “I’m a breast girl”, then turned to Tara and said “But then again, you knew that”, and I laughed and laughed. And that’s not actually sarcasm; I actually did have a solid L.O.L. at that … Continue reading Naughty Colloquialisms: A BTVS Retrospective, S6 E5-6

Tears In Heaven: A BTVS Retrospective, S6 E 3-4

Well, after being dead for, like, one whole episode’s worth of time, Buffy is BACK! Let’s see what she gets up to next… EPISODE 3 We kick episode 3 off in the aftermath of episode 2, with Xander, Willow, Tara, and Anya walking down the burning streets of SunnyDale and trying to find their way home. They talk about how they last saw Buffy and … Continue reading Tears In Heaven: A BTVS Retrospective, S6 E 3-4

Immediately Out Of Date Airport Scenes: A BTVS Retrospective, S6 E1-2

I have eaten A LOT of shit for how long my between-seasons delay was here, but I HAVE HEARD YOU, and I am back! But you don’t want to hear from me, you want to know about Buffy season six, so let’s go! Season six opens up with Giles, Spike, and Tara chasing down a fat vampire, which… really? I don’t know how I feel … Continue reading Immediately Out Of Date Airport Scenes: A BTVS Retrospective, S6 E1-2

A New Challenger Emerges: A BTVS Retrospective, S5 E21-22

FOR PREVIOUS BUFFY REVIEWS, CLICK HERE! EPISODE 21 After Glory’s rousing and emphatic victory to end episode 20, we kick off episode 21 with her minions packing up her stuff. She notes that she doesn’t want to kill them for messing up, but she isn’t sure why not. We off-handedly find out she has been on Earth for 25 years, so… has she been bound … Continue reading A New Challenger Emerges: A BTVS Retrospective, S5 E21-22

Mombie: A BTVS Retrospective, S5 E17-18

FOR PREVIOUS BUFFY REVIEWS, CLICK HERE! EPISODE 17 With the best episode of the series in our rear-view mirror, it’s time to see if we get back to business or what. While I appreciate a well-crafted episode about the death of one of the show’s worst characters, I also recognize there is precious little time left this season to deal with Glory, who has been … Continue reading Mombie: A BTVS Retrospective, S5 E17-18

Ding Dong: A BTVS Restrospective, S5 E15-16

FOR PREVIOUS BUFFY REVIEWS, CLICK HERE! EPISODE 15 We open up with a furious Buffy hard at training while simultaneously bitching about Spike, who she just keeps leaving alive anyway, so maybe go yell at a mirror, dumbass. We eventually see that she isn’t pounding away at a heavybag, but instead at Xander in a big puffy suit, like what people wear in those sumo … Continue reading Ding Dong: A BTVS Restrospective, S5 E15-16

Episodes Featuring Sweaters: A BTVS Retrospective, S5 E12 & 14

FOR PREVIOUS BUFFY REVIEWS, CLICK HERE! EPISODE 12 We start off our dozenth episode this season with a meeting at Buffy’s house, whereupon she finds a sweater of Riley’s and gets supersad over his leaving. Giles reports in that the Watcher Council is coming to America with their findings on Glory, and Buffy just hates that news and wants to know why they won’t just report … Continue reading Episodes Featuring Sweaters: A BTVS Retrospective, S5 E12 & 14

Don’t Troll Me: A BTVS Retrospective, S5 E10-11

FOR PREVIOUS BUFFY REVIEWS, CLICK HERE! Episode 10 With the entire Buffy gang hanging around the hospital awaiting news of Buffy’s mom’s surgery, the doctor finally approaches post-op. Joyce died on the table and is gone forever! Wait, no, that was just what I was hoping for. Mom is actually completely fine, and the surgery was a total success. Nuts. At the joyous news, Buffy scoops … Continue reading Don’t Troll Me: A BTVS Retrospective, S5 E10-11

Cobra Commander: A BTVS Retrospective, S5 E8-9

FOR PREVIOUS BUFFY REVIEWS, CLICK HERE! EPISODE 8 After Buffy and Spike had a sentimental evening sitting on her front stoop last episode, we move on now to Mom’s CAT scan. Buffy and Dawn are out in the waiting room while the test is underway. Want to know how old this show is? Giles and the team is happy he put an advertisement IN THE YELLOW … Continue reading Cobra Commander: A BTVS Retrospective, S5 E8-9