I’ve never seen an episode of the Jersey Shore. The closest I have ever come to knowing much about the show was when Snooki wrestled at WrestleMania. Isn’t that weird? Snooki wrestled at ‘Mania? I can’t even really imagine that that was a thing that happened. And it happened at WrestleMania 27, which was almost fourteen years ago. Fourteen years! Was it that long ago … Continue reading Devon Review
This episode, author CJ Wallingsford joins The Order to discuss the bridge movie between Infinity War and Endgame, Captain Marvel! For more from CJ, click HERE! Continue reading Episode 134: Captain Marvel
I love getting screener movies because you legitimately never know what you are about to watch. A lot of times, they are lower-budgeted independent flicks that are made with a lot of passion, but not always with a lot of finely honed talent. Other times, they are completely hidden gems I might not have ever discovered before. Some of the very best films I’ve seen … Continue reading All You Need Is Blood Review
I write this on my birthday, having just gotten back from going to the movies by myself! My wife, you see, has abandoned me this weekend, opting instead to go to her friends’ dance competition in Chicago. Which is fine; it’s FINE. I knew she was going for months. But still… it’s my birthday, man. So I took it out on her by going to … Continue reading Heretic Review
It’s always a bit heartwarming when a talented performer makes a public return after years of relative obscurity. They can come back like a force of nature and get their career back on the upswing, and that’s always a great success story. For today’s example, we are looking at Josh Hartnett. Josh was a teen heartthrob of the end of the 1990’s and much of … Continue reading Trap Review
Okay, so it’s time for a new objective going forward in 2024: more random movie reviews. I have been contemplating this all year, doing reviews for pretty much all–if not ALL–movies that I watch for the first time ever. There are several reasons to do so–not the least of which is that SWO Productions could use the content in the next few months–and I think … Continue reading La La Land Review
Author and YouTuber Honor Lewis joins The Order this episode for Morbin’ Time! Do they believe it should have been a #MorbiusSweep? Listen in to find out! For more from Honor, click HERE! Continue reading Episode 133: Morbius
Sometimes things just work out, and it’s a beautiful thing. For the past several weeks, I have really wanted to watch Jennifer’s Body. I kept seeing it referenced either on social media or in pop culture, and I knew it was time I gave it a shot to see what I thought of it. Well a few weeks back I checked through all of my … Continue reading Jennifer’s Body Review
Julio of The Contrarians is back in the Order to discuss the biopic My Friend Dahmer! For more from The Contrarians, click HERE! Continue reading Episode 132: My Friend Dahmer
Remember Bodies Bodies Bodies? The A24 romp about a gathering of entitled, rich Zoomers during a hurricane that ends poorly when the friends decide to play a game together? The new Netflix offering It’s What’s Inside certainly does. After an opening that focuses on two of the cast of characters–a couple, no less, showing all of the lessons learned from the aforementioned Bodies flick–It’s What’s … Continue reading It’s What’s Inside Review
I am back on my Indian Cinema bullshit again this article with the recently-released-to-Netflix Telugu language hit, Salaar Part 1 – Ceasefire. I have to say that I love this new world of movies that RRR has opened up for me. While nothing has quite measured up to that entry itself for me, I recognize that that isn’t a necessarily fair comparison to most Bollywood/Tollywood/etc … Continue reading Salaar (Part 1) Review
I really like when a movie can hit you with a powerful premise righty away. A quick hook to get you attached and held on. And, admittedly, some movies fail to really follow through with the promise of their initial grab, but it’s still something to keep you pondering as you watch. How will the flick resolve that early attention-getter? I bring this up because … Continue reading Daddy’s Head Review
Andrew Morgan from the Recent Activity podcast is back in the Order to discuss the comic book movie that changed the landscape of such films! It’s Deadpool! For more from Recent Activity, click HERE! Continue reading Episode 131: Deadpool
V/H/S/BEYOND, the seventh installment of the V/H/S franchise will feature six new bloodcurdling tapes, placing horror at the forefront of a sci-fi-inspired hellscape. Directed by JORDAN DOWNEY (ThanksKilling, The Head Hunter) CHRISTIAN LONG & JUSTIN LONG (Jeepers Creepers, Barbarian) JUSTIN MARTINEZ (V/H/S, Southbound) VIRAT PAL (Recapture) KATE SIEGEL (Hush, “The Haunting of Hill House”) and a special presentation by JAY CHEEL (How To Build A Time Machine) I’ve talked before about … Continue reading V/H/S Beyond Review
When I started doing these Blast From The Past reviews, I did not intend for the series to be reviews from the DISTANT past! And while they haven’t all been, I’ve done several reviews now of movies that are in the area of one hundred years old! The Gold Rush and Nosferatu aren’t exactly the kind of movies that a lot of folks are checking … Continue reading The Cabinet Of Dr. Caligari Review
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