I’m not really sure how I feel about Robert Eggers yet. For transparency’s sake, I have not seen The Lighthouse, meaning I have missed out on a total of one-third of his filmography. I don’t really have anything against The Lighthouse, it just doesn’t sound like my kind of movie. I need a little bit more to my films than farting and masturbating. That’s what … Continue reading Nosferatu (1922) Review
Inherit The Witch will be available on Digital Download in the US from 24th September. In 1984 a family throws a 14th-birthday party. 30 years later they re-unite at two isolated houses in a forest where horrific truths are uncovered about the family’s occult pact with an ancient evil that’s enabled their wealth and power. Outside of Robert Eggers’ The VVitch, I haven’t seen too … Continue reading Inherit The Witch Review
In a world in which no one speaks, a mysterious, devout community hunts down a young woman named Azrael (Samara Weaving) who has escaped their imprisonment. Recaptured by its ruthless leaders, she is to be sacrificed to pacify an evil which resides deep within the surrounding wilderness – but Azrael will stop at nothing to ensure her own freedom and survival. From the seeds of … Continue reading Azrael Review
Podcast guest star Amanda joins the Order this episode to discuss David Cronenburg’s A History of Violence! Continue reading Episode 130: A History of Violence
The Killer’s Game is the new action vehicle starring former WWE legend Dave Bautista. It opened at #6 and is not looking to set the box office on fire, but opening weekend grosses are not always a true mark of how high of quality a film may or may not be. So let’s take a look at The Beast’s newest offering! In the movie, Big … Continue reading The Killer’s Game Review
Rebel Ridge, the new Netflix movie, is directed by the same guy who made Patrick Stewart a Nazi! Jeremy Saulnier was also the director of 2015’s Green Room, an intense movie about a punk band being held captive by a cadre of Neo-Nazis after a show. And Patrick Stewart was the ringleader of the villains! If you have never checked it out, I definitely recommend … Continue reading Rebel Ridge Review
All who trick are treats in Creeping Death. The SCREAMBOX Exclusive supernatural slasher streams on September 10. Halloween was always Tim’s favorite holiday – until his mother was diagnosed with cancer. Now, all he wants is a quiet night in. That is quickly disrupted when his friends pay him an unwanted visit after stealing a mysterious sack from the doorstep of a local crazy. This … Continue reading Creeping Death Review
Gerald from Two Peas On A Pod joins the Order this episode to discuss one of his childhood favorites: Demon Knight, from Tales From The Crypt! For more from Two Peas On A Pod, click HERE! Continue reading Episode 129: Tales From The Crypt – Demon Knight
When last we met to discuss my favorite movies of the opening half-decade of the 2020’s, I mostly bemoaned the passage of time and how old we are all getting and how we keep onward towards our inevitable demise. Also, I mused that COVID-19 was, like, five years ago! Wild! It was really fun stuff. When not doing those things, though, I was counting down … Continue reading Top Ten Movies Of The Half-Decade, #10-1
The 2020’s are half-over! To most of us, that’s probably crazy, as it signals the inexorable onward march of time and our own eventual decay. I was born in 1980; I still view events from the early 2000’s as “probably, like, ten years ago”. So to figure that 2020–the dreaded year 2020, home of COVID-19!–was HALF A DECADE AGO is astounding. It was January 2020 … Continue reading Top Twenty Movies Of The Half-Decade, #20-11
Read between the lines with Stew, Neil from the We Needed Roads podcast and Marie from Two Girls, One Reusable Cup as they look back at this Jean-Claude Van Damme action picture from the 1990’s! For more from We Needed Roads, click HERE! For more from 2 Girls 1 Reusable Cup, click HERE! Continue reading Episode 128: Timecop
Matt Fresh from Stand N’ Watch is back in the Order to discuss the Tom Hanks gangster picture, Road to Perdition. For more from Matt, click HERE! Continue reading Episode 127: Road To Perdition
John from The Pint: A Pop Culture Podcast is finally back to talk a movie he had never seen before, Bong Joon-Ho’s Snowpiercer! For more from The Pint, click HERE! Continue reading Episode 126: Snowpiercer
Anthony from We Have Issues joins The Order this episode for our look at a movie that was never actually released! For more from Anthony LaFauci, click HERE! Continue reading Episode 125: Roger Corman’s Fantastic Four
And now we are onto the Big Ten. Not, like, the football thing. The big ten as far as movies I saw that were released in 2024! I have to admit: it wasn’t the strongest year for cinema. And as I was doing a top 30, some of the films I chose in the 21-30 range felt a bit like… “THIS makes my year end … Continue reading Top Thirty Movies Of 2024: #10-1
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