I’m not the kind of person who enjoys sight-seeing. It’s really not my thing. I distinctly recall being about eleven or twelves years old, seeing the Grand Canyon in person, and thinking “Yeah, it looks like pictures of the Grand Canyon”. I went on a vacation with an ex and her family to the Outer Banks area of North Carolina one year, and they spent … Continue reading Delicate Arch Review
I’m not opposed to a decent streaming-exclusive comedy. After all, 2024 gave us both Ricky Stanicky and Jackpot! in that regard, and I found each of those to be pretty darn funny, if I do say so myself. (Then again, maybe it’s just John Cena that I’m not opposed to) Either way, despite the fact that the trailer looked completely uninspired, I decided to give … Continue reading You’re Cordially Invited Review
SUNRAY: FALLEN SOLDIER will available on digital platforms and in select cinemas across the UK and North America from January 24th 2025. Available to pre-order in the UK HERE and USA HERE FB: @VertigoReleasingUK | IG: @vertigoreleasing | TW: @VertigoRel / TT: @vertigoreleasing | https://vertigoreleasing.com A war veteran calls on friends from his past to hunt down those responsible for the death of his daughter. … Continue reading Sunray: Fallen Soldier Review
Channing Tatum sure is having himself a fine little 2024, isn’t he? The guy has had three movies come out this year, and he had no less than a tertiary role in any of them. The least of them, Deadpool & Wolverine, saw him finally get his hands on a dream role he had spent years pushing for. Oh, and it led to his becoming … Continue reading Blink Twice Review
No matter how many movies I watch for the very first time ever in my life–including movies that it feels like everyone on Earth has watched but me–there are always so many more to get through! Add in to that that I am THE Comic Book Movie Guy! I have been reading comics my entire life, and I’ve long been fascinated with Hollywood’s ability to … Continue reading The Incredibles 1 And 2 Review!
January twelfth two-thousand and twenty-five, and it’s time to get our first bout of Shudder Roulette under our belts for the new year with the new take on the Folk Horror genre, Get Away. I strangely feel like I’ve been watching less Shudder than usual lately, so I needed this. Maybe it’s because I no longer subscribe to Shudder directly, but now get to it … Continue reading Get Away Review
Despite having seen 111 new release movies in 2024, there were a frustrating amount of movies I wanted to see but did not get around to for some reason. I felt comfortable when completing my Worst Of and Best of lists that I had seen more than enough to do recommendations, but there were still a solid handful (or two) of flicks I still knew … Continue reading Flow Review
The people in Hell are starving while the people in Heaven feast in Lizzie Lazarus. Drawing comparisons to Stephen King’s Pet Sematary, the twisted psychological horror film will be resurrected January 14 exclusively on SCREAMBOX. My first screener of 2025, and my first 2025 new release to add to my Letterboxd list! Huzzah! I do so love getting screeners because I’ve gotten to see and … Continue reading Lizzie Lazarus Review
When I check on Letterboxd, it seems that from the past one hundred years, the decade from which I have watched the fewest movies is the 1960’s. Which makes sense; I have a weird bias against that decade. Everyone was obsessed with The Beatles, and I guess I just don’t get it. But according to Letterbox, prior to today, the only 1960’s movies I had … Continue reading Yojimbo Review
I come here today not to bury The Crow 2024 but to review it. I’ve seen a lot of talk about The Crow, and much of it is placing it as the worst movie of 2024. There are reviews just absolutely trashing it and giving it bottom of the barrel scores. I’m just not sure those are entirely deserved. I’ll say what the biggest difference … Continue reading The Crow (2024) Review
NIGHT AT THE HARVEST is a spine-chilling thriller where masks and costumes aren’t just for fun—they’re part of a terrifying ritual. Prepare for a journey into the heart of fear, where every shadow hides an unknown threat and each twist reveals the mysteries behind the Harvest. NIGHT OF THE HARVEST is the third horror feature film created by the Carter Ink Films team of CHRISTOPHER M. CARTER … Continue reading Night Of The Harvest Review
Practical effects-driven exorcism film Deus Irae possesses SCREAMBOX exclusively on December 10. The Argentinian effort follows a priest who must question how much of his own humanity he’s willing to sacrifice in order to defeat evil. The last times I caught an Argentinian horror film (or any kind of Argentinian film, really) were Demian Rugna’s Terrified and When Evil Lurks. I was, admittedly, a lot … Continue reading Deus Irae Review
It’s always fun when Hollywood seems to release the same movie twice in a very short timespan. You know what I’m talking about. Like how, in the 90’s, we’d get two flicks about volcanoes in a few months or two outings with an asteroid hurtling towards Earth in a short window. Two studios would have a similar idea at the same time SOMEHOW, and the … Continue reading Werewolves Review
Drawing comparisons to The Witch, SCREAMBOX Exclusive folk-horror film Breathing In streams December 3. Set against the backdrop of war in South Africa, the chamber piece finds a wounded general seeking refuge with an herbalist and her mysterious daughter. I remember being very scared of The Witch (Or The VVitch, if you want to do that thing, I guess). Not because it was horrifying or … Continue reading Breathing In Review
I don’t know why, but Max is always the one streaming service I forget I have. That’s probably because for a while there, my wife kept cancelling and then resubscribing to it. And that’s one of the reasons my Young Justice write-ups got ended after season 2… because I thought we lost Max for good several months back. Maybe I’ll get back to those someday … Continue reading Sweethearts Review
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