Dawn and Tara wake up at seven A.M and discover no one else is in the house. Buffy and Willow never came home from their late night shenanigans from the night before! We cut to Buffy waking up with Spike. They don’t recall the building collapsing on them, and Spike implies they had sex at least twice. Buffy is aghast, which makes virtually no sense … Continue reading DARE To Keep Kids Off Magic!: A BTVS Retrospective, S6 E10
All who trick are treats in Creeping Death. The SCREAMBOX Exclusive supernatural slasher streams on September 10. Halloween was always Tim’s favorite holiday – until his mother was diagnosed with cancer. Now, all he wants is a quiet night in. That is quickly disrupted when his friends pay him an unwanted visit after stealing a mysterious sack from the doorstep of a local crazy. This … Continue reading Creeping Death Review
Gerald from Two Peas On A Pod joins the Order this episode to discuss one of his childhood favorites: Demon Knight, from Tales From The Crypt! For more from Two Peas On A Pod, click HERE! Continue reading Episode 129: Tales From The Crypt – Demon Knight
With all the whacky hi-jinx of amnesia left behind in last episode, we open today’s BTVS with Buffy coming across a simple, non-supernatural mugging. She starts kicking the muggers’ asses, but then Spike intervenes, causing a jolt of pain from his implant when he tackles one of the ne’er-do-wells. He asks Buffy if she wants to help get his rocks off, but she declines and … Continue reading Mr. Chen, Child Prodigy: A BTVS Retrospective, S6 E9
The Max Original film SALEM’s LOT debuts THURSDAY, OCTOBER 3 on Max. The adaptation of Stephen King’s 1975 bestselling novel reunites the producing teams behind the record-breaking horror franchises “The Conjuring” universe and the “It” films. Gary Dauberman writes, directs, and executive produces the film. Producers are James Wan and Michael Clear for Atomic Monster; Roy Lee for Vertigo; and Mark Wolper. Author Ben Mears returns to his childhood home … Continue reading Salem’s Lot (2024) Review
When last we met to discuss my favorite movies of the opening half-decade of the 2020’s, I mostly bemoaned the passage of time and how old we are all getting and how we keep onward towards our inevitable demise. Also, I mused that COVID-19 was, like, five years ago! Wild! It was really fun stuff. When not doing those things, though, I was counting down … Continue reading Top Ten Movies Of The Half-Decade, #10-1
The 2020’s are half-over! To most of us, that’s probably crazy, as it signals the inexorable onward march of time and our own eventual decay. I was born in 1980; I still view events from the early 2000’s as “probably, like, ten years ago”. So to figure that 2020–the dreaded year 2020, home of COVID-19!–was HALF A DECADE AGO is astounding. It was January 2020 … Continue reading Top Twenty Movies Of The Half-Decade, #20-11
With the sing-song episode left in the rearview mirror, I worry I have nothing left to look forward to except a season-and-a-half of episodes which I’m told are not very good. But I endeavor to finish the series and move on, so here we are! We kick things off, as we so often do, with Buffy out at nighttime in a cemetery. She doesn’t appear … Continue reading Bunnymania!: A BTVS Retrospective, S6 E8
Read between the lines with Stew, Neil from the We Needed Roads podcast and Marie from Two Girls, One Reusable Cup as they look back at this Jean-Claude Van Damme action picture from the 1990’s! For more from We Needed Roads, click HERE! For more from 2 Girls 1 Reusable Cup, click HERE! Continue reading Episode 128: Timecop
It’s Stew’s time to shine! Every year for the past… I dunno… many (?), I have watched the Royal Rumble match[es], reviewed the Royal Rumbles, and ranked them all in order of my own preference. And now it’s time for the 2025 editions. We’re going to be breaking down the matches and figuring out where the new editions fit in the all-time rankings. Let’s get … Continue reading Ranking The Rumbles: 2025
Okay, here is the episode I keep hearing so much about, so let’s get into it. “Once More With Feeling” kicks off with an old-timey opening credits with the characters faces transposed over an image of the moon while their actor names are in a red, sitcom-y font next to them. The song that plays is even a jingly bastardization of the typical Nerf Herder … Continue reading Mustard!: A BTVS Retrospective, S6 E7
WOMEN’S ROYAL RUMBLE -Pat McAfee comes out to start the show as special guest commentator for the evening. Michael Cole is very excited, and Corey Graves is pissy about this development. They did this better last year, but they actually explain that by saying Cole knew in advance that Pat was coming out this time. -Naomi is right into the match at #2 giving us … Continue reading Ranking The Rumbles: 2024
It’s Stew’s time to shine! Every year for the past… I dunno… many (?), I have watched the Royal Rumble match[es], reviewed the Royal Rumbles, and ranked them all in order of my own preference. And now it’s time for the 2023 editions. We’re going to be breaking down the matches, figuring out where the new editions fit in the all-time rankings and then talking … Continue reading Ranking The Rumbles: 2023
Matt Fresh from Stand N’ Watch is back in the Order to discuss the Tom Hanks gangster picture, Road to Perdition. For more from Matt, click HERE! Continue reading Episode 127: Road To Perdition
2022: THE MYSTIQUE DISSOLVES EARLY I’m writing this in the aftermath of the event, and I’m still working out my feelings, so BEAR WITH ME and let’s get right into it! WOMEN’S ROYAL RUMBLE MATCH -You’re probably wondering what the asterisks are for! Well, those are for the SEVEN entrants that were just returning old timers (“legends”) who were all IMMEDIATELY eliminated from the match. … Continue reading Ranking The Rumbles: 2022
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