Ranking The Rumbles: 2002

2002: The Degenerate In the wake of (arguably, but again… my article) the best Rumble ever, WWF put on the 2002 Rumble… The Participants 1. Rikishi (back to being a face, but nowhere near as over as he previously was)2. Goldust (apparently this was Goldust’s return after a lengthy absence. Could the Booker T team-up be far off?)3. Big Bossman4. Bradshaw5. Lance Storm6. Al Snow7. … Continue reading Ranking The Rumbles: 2002

AP Productions: The Commission #9

Deadly Upgrades part 4 (finale) Dante had been watching videos nonstop since the Resurgence. Sometimes he would watch reruns of One Smart Cookie or Real Community Service and sometimes he would watch Grey Matter Family videos on youtube. He also found himself checking for old news clips concerning Senator Jackson. This was all footage that featured his former friends and teammates. He missed them. He … Continue reading AP Productions: The Commission #9

Ranking The Rumbles: 2000

2000: The Overbookening Not even a full month after the peril of Y2k happened, WWF staged its annual Royal Rumble match. Man, Y2k. I had forgotten all about that. Anyway, our computer systems did not all spontaneously expire, and life went on. And we got one of the weirdest Royal Rumbles ever… Participants 1. D. Lo Brown2. Grand Master Sexay3. Mosh (Jesus Christ… STILL with … Continue reading Ranking The Rumbles: 2000

Ranking The Rumbles: 1997

1997: The Rattlesnake In 1997, WWF was right in the middle of the 84-week losing streak to WCW in the ratings that they’ll never stop telling you about because it makes their ultimate comeback seem that much more impressive (which, admittedly, it was). But by this point, they had already been turning the product around in the hopes of making that comeback… The Participants 1. … Continue reading Ranking The Rumbles: 1997

Ranking The Rumbles: 1995

1995: The Terrible, Awful, No Good, Very Bad Roster Oh man. I’ve been waiting for this one… Some Royal Rumbles are full on elite WWE talent grinding out important feuds and angles while multiple likely winners enthrall the viewer. And then sometimes… not so much. The Participants 1. Shawn Michaels2. Davey Boy Smith3. Eli Blu4. Duke Droese5. Jimmy Del Ray6. Seone (The Headshrinkers’ version of … Continue reading Ranking The Rumbles: 1995

AP Productions: The Commission #7

Deadly Upgrades part 2 Ryan Bennings studied the lump of metal under a series of lenses and sensors in the ship’s lab. As the mass absorbed anything it came into contact with, it was held aloft in a small forcefield where it couldn’t touch anything solid. Astra Machina stood nearby for further analysis. “Whatever it is, it attaches itself to solid matter and transfers it … Continue reading AP Productions: The Commission #7