Jab’s Disney Reviews: Frozen 2

(Spoiler: The salamander isn’t in it for very long! Buy a toy of it anyways!) FROZEN II Written by: Chris Buck, Jennifer Lee & Mark E. Smith Short Review: OMG it’s AMAAAAAZZINNGGGGGGGGGGGGG everyone go see itttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt!!!! Longer Review: Disney Sequels stopped being a thing during John Lasseter’s run as Chief Creative Officer, but with the runaway success they were having with their New Renaissance, it was … Continue reading Jab’s Disney Reviews: Frozen 2

Night Of The Hunted Review

Questionable streaming choices. When you make it your personal mission to watch at least 100 new releases movies over the course of a year, you have to accept they won’t all–they CAN’T all–be big budget theatrical releases. So you–or I in this case, I mean this is about me, let’s not be coy–end up watching a lot of movies released exclusively on various streaming services. … Continue reading Night Of The Hunted Review

Five Nights At Freddy’s Review

NOTE: Spoilers within for Five Nights At Freddy’s! I feel like it’s impossible to talk about Five Nights At Freddy’s without also discussing Willy’s Wonderland. Willy’s Wonderland hilariously beat Five Nights At Freddy’s to film by years, giving us a segment of movie fans who believe that the new Freddy’s movie is a rip-off of the low-budget Nicholas Cage bizzaro flick about his silent protagonist … Continue reading Five Nights At Freddy’s Review

Thirteen The Fridayth: Top Ten Horror Movies of the 2020’s

Happy Friday The 13th everyone! After the absolutely wonderful 1970’s and 1980’s, horror as a genre went on a pretty steep slide. The 1990’s were fine, but things started getting a bit generic and derivative. We began the decade with some really low-end slasher sequelss to still capitalize from what was big in the 80’s, but those faded quickly. Some meta genre-bending hit in the … Continue reading Thirteen The Fridayth: Top Ten Horror Movies of the 2020’s