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V/H/S Beyond Review

V/H/S/BEYOND, the seventh installment of the V/H/S franchise will feature six new bloodcurdling tapes, placing horror at the forefront of a sci-fi-inspired hellscape. Directed by  JORDAN DOWNEY (ThanksKilling, The Head Hunter) CHRISTIAN LONG & JUSTIN LONG (Jeepers Creepers, Barbarian) JUSTIN MARTINEZ (V/H/S, Southbound) VIRAT PAL (Recapture) KATE SIEGEL (Hush, “The Haunting of Hill House”) and a special presentation by JAY CHEEL (How To Build A Time Machine) I’ve talked before about … Continue reading V/H/S Beyond Review

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The Cabinet Of Dr. Caligari Review

When I started doing these Blast From The Past reviews, I did not intend for the series to be reviews from the DISTANT past! And while they haven’t all been, I’ve done several reviews now of movies that are in the area of one hundred years old! The Gold Rush and Nosferatu aren’t exactly the kind of movies that a lot of folks are checking … Continue reading The Cabinet Of Dr. Caligari Review

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Nosferatu (1922) Review

I’m not really sure how I feel about Robert Eggers yet. For transparency’s sake, I have not seen The Lighthouse, meaning I have missed out on a total of one-third of his filmography. I don’t really have anything against The Lighthouse, it just doesn’t sound like my kind of movie. I need a little bit more to my films than farting and masturbating. That’s what … Continue reading Nosferatu (1922) Review

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Inherit The Witch Review

Inherit The Witch will be available on Digital Download in the US from 24th September. In 1984 a family throws a 14th-birthday party. 30 years later they re-unite at two isolated houses in a forest where horrific truths are uncovered about the family’s occult pact with an ancient evil that’s enabled their wealth and power. Outside of Robert Eggers’ The VVitch, I haven’t seen too … Continue reading Inherit The Witch Review

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Rest In Peace Michelle Trachtenberg: A BTVS Retrospective, S6 E11

As I write this, we are just a few hours out from the tragic death of Michelle Trachtenberg. She was just 39 years old, and she has no business no longer being with us at such a young age. Tell the people you care about that you love them as often as you can. Before you enjoy this article, take a moment of silence for … Continue reading Rest In Peace Michelle Trachtenberg: A BTVS Retrospective, S6 E11

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DARE To Keep Kids Off Magic!: A BTVS Retrospective, S6 E10

Dawn and Tara wake up at seven A.M and discover no one else is in the house. Buffy and Willow never came home from their late night shenanigans from the night before! We cut to Buffy waking up with Spike. They don’t recall the building collapsing on them, and Spike implies they had sex at least twice. Buffy is aghast, which makes virtually no sense … Continue reading DARE To Keep Kids Off Magic!: A BTVS Retrospective, S6 E10

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Creeping Death Review

All who trick are treats in Creeping Death. The SCREAMBOX Exclusive supernatural slasher streams on September 10. Halloween was always Tim’s favorite holiday – until his mother was diagnosed with cancer. Now, all he wants is a quiet night in. That is quickly disrupted when his friends pay him an unwanted visit after stealing a mysterious sack from the doorstep of a local crazy. This … Continue reading Creeping Death Review

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Mr. Chen, Child Prodigy: A BTVS Retrospective, S6 E9

With all the whacky hi-jinx of amnesia left behind in last episode, we open today’s BTVS with Buffy coming across a simple, non-supernatural mugging. She starts kicking the muggers’ asses, but then Spike intervenes, causing a jolt of pain from his implant when he tackles one of the ne’er-do-wells. He asks Buffy if she wants to help get his rocks off, but she declines and … Continue reading Mr. Chen, Child Prodigy: A BTVS Retrospective, S6 E9

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Salem’s Lot (2024) Review

The Max Original film SALEM’s LOT debuts THURSDAY,  OCTOBER 3 on Max. The adaptation of Stephen King’s 1975 bestselling novel reunites the producing teams behind the record-breaking horror franchises “The Conjuring” universe and the “It” films. Gary Dauberman writes, directs, and executive produces the film. Producers are James Wan and Michael Clear for Atomic Monster; Roy Lee for Vertigo; and Mark Wolper. Author Ben Mears returns to his childhood home … Continue reading Salem’s Lot (2024) Review

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Top Ten Movies Of The Half-Decade, #10-1

When last we met to discuss my favorite movies of the opening half-decade of the 2020’s, I mostly bemoaned the passage of time and how old we are all getting and how we keep onward towards our inevitable demise. Also, I mused that COVID-19 was, like, five years ago! Wild! It was really fun stuff. When not doing those things, though, I was counting down … Continue reading Top Ten Movies Of The Half-Decade, #10-1

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