NOTE: Spoilers within for Five Nights At Freddy’s! I feel like it’s impossible to talk about Five Nights At Freddy’s without also discussing Willy’s Wonderland. Willy’s Wonderland hilariously beat Five Nights At Freddy’s to film by years, giving us a segment of movie fans who believe that the new Freddy’s movie is a rip-off of the low-budget Nicholas Cage bizzaro flick about his silent protagonist … Continue reading Five Nights At Freddy’s Review
Don from The Horror Countdown podcast joins the Order this episode to discuss RED 2, which is the sequel to RED. Obviously. For more from The Horror Countdown, click HERE! Continue reading Episode 81: RED 2
EPISODE 13 This show continues its globetrotting ways this week, as we kick off in India. The mayor of Gotham City and some underlings are after a tiger as part of their big game hunting, and I’m already on the tiger’s side. FUCK Big Game Hunters. They are always some of the worst people humanity has to offer. And this is why you shouldn’t eat … Continue reading Showers Are Fun! A Young Justice Retrospective, S1 E13-14
Happy Halloween! It’s wild that it took me so long to get here, but Nightmare On Elm Street is not like Halloween or Friday the 13th as far as rewatching over the course of my life. There are several Nightmare movies I have only ever seen twice… and the second watch was just within the last year! For whatever reason, I have never held this … Continue reading Nightmare On Elm St Franchise Ranking
And now it’s a trifecta of movies I’ve never seen and tooooooooootally don’t wanna! This is a time in which Disney’s animation was suffering horribly, and Pixar was dominating them and embarrassing the Mouse. HOME ON THE RANGE (2004):Written by: Will Finn, John Sanford, Michael LaBash, Sam Levine, Mark Kennedy & Robert Lence -One of the most forgotten Disney Canon films of all time, this one … Continue reading Jab’s Reviews: Disney’s Era of Garbage
FOR PREVIOUS BUFFY REVIEWS, CLICK HERE! EPISODE 14 We have another rare instance of the show picking up right where the previous episode left off (somewhat), as Buffy is telling the Scoobies all about what she went through with Professor Walsh. Spike thinks Riley is in on the whole thing and can’t be trusted. Speak of the soldier, Riley shows up at Giles’ place in the … Continue reading It’s Adam Shame: A BTVS Retrospective, S4 E14-15
EPISODE 11 Episode 11 kicks off with Superman and Martian Manhunter partnering together to take out The Terror Twins. Well, we actually just get the aftermath of their defeat of The Terror Twins because THAT’S NOT REALLY OUR PLOT… Because we cut to the captured Terror Twins being held by the Justice League and not sent to prison yet. Superboy comes in dressed like the … Continue reading Tuppanceware Party: A Young Justice Retrospective, S1 E11-12
Ghost Train from The Slaughterhouse Stories is here with Stew to get into the Halloween spirit and talk monsters and blood! It’s the MCU’s first really big risk since Phase 1: Werewolf By Night! For more from The Slaughterhouse Stories, click HERE! Continue reading Episode 80: Werewolf By Night
FOR PREVIOUS BUFFY REVIEWS, CLICK HERE! EPISODE 12 We open up in Buffy’s dorm, with her and Riley making out in bed, and I swear to god the music overlay is some kind of instrumental cover of “Circle Of Life” from The Lion King, and I HATE IT. Go watch this scene, it’s just for a second or two, but it’s there. Willow bounds in … Continue reading Everything Is Penises: A BTVS Retrospective, S4 E12-13
I love the modern era of filmmaking. I know some people rail against it because they seem to forget that there are approximately 8 million films out there being made besides superhero genre flicks (which I’m obviously a big fan of, too), but the thing about watching movies in 2023 is that I catch more movies by a more diverse set of filmmakers for budgets … Continue reading Totally Killer Review
Happy Friday The 13th everyone! After the absolutely wonderful 1970’s and 1980’s, horror as a genre went on a pretty steep slide. The 1990’s were fine, but things started getting a bit generic and derivative. We began the decade with some really low-end slasher sequelss to still capitalize from what was big in the 80’s, but those faded quickly. Some meta genre-bending hit in the … Continue reading Thirteen The Fridayth: Top Ten Horror Movies of the 2020’s
Top-shelf comic scribe J.M. DeMatteis joins their Order this week to discuss the much-maligned Spider-Man. But is the negativity surrounding it fair? For more from J.M. DeMatteis, click HERE! To download on Apple Podcasts, click HERE! Tow download on Spotify, click HERE! Continue reading Episode 79: Spider-Man 3
FOR PREVIOUS BUFFY REVIEWS, CLICK HERE! Okay, after Episode 10 skipped the queue, we are taking the time machine back to Episode 9. Come back with me as we open up with Willow looking at pictures of Oz and being mopey. It’s so refreshing to see ANOTHER character moping besides Buffy. Wait, no. That’s not it. What’s the opposite of “refreshing”? Elsewhere on campus, Buffy and … Continue reading Munching Away At Rug Field, a BTVS Retrospective: S4, E9 and 11
FOR PREVIOUS BUFFY REVIEWS, CLICK HERE! Oh my god with the Psychology class stuff. I know I joke, but can’t this season give us a single other class of hers? Well apparently not, as we start off in Psych Class, with Buffy and her renewed straight hair* being called to the front of the class by Professor Walsh. Walsh asks Buffy to lie down on … Continue reading Nine, Ten, Never Speak Again: A BTVS Retrospective, S4 E10
EPISODE 9 This episode, Young Justice has already been defeated as we kick things off with Megan waking up in the sands of Bialya. She is clearly confused and speaking Martian in her head until she realizes she is on Earth. She sees Superboy–though she does not recognize him, just his S-shield–and tries to talk to him, but he rips off his shirt, attacks her, … Continue reading Lex Peace, More War: A Young Justice Retrospective, S1 E9-10
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