Who listens to the Watchmen? You do! And so does PK from Seismic Cinema! Join The Order this episode to hear our thoughts on Zack Snyder’s take on the most highly regarded comic book of all time! For more from Seismic Cinema, click HERE! Continue reading Episode 116: Watchmen
Shudder Roulette has been wild lately, with the wife and I coming across a lot more bad movies than good ones. It’s been an unfortunate turn of fate for our favorite streaming service, but this kind of stuff is cyclical; it always comes back around. That’s why it’s a roulette, though. You can’t win every round. But sometimes when you win, you win big! The … Continue reading Oddity Review
I feel like I need to get over my mental block against documentaries sometime. When I think of documentaries, I typically don’t think of something I’d like to watch. I mentally picture a bunch of boring old white people talking about, like, war airplanes or something. The whole idea of it just makes me want to take a nap. But there are many good documentaries … Continue reading Create Or Die Review
Bastard Son of Nelson Creed part 4 A semi-conscious Farrell Creed lay on a bar floor. From his point of view, blurred figures peered down at him but he was in no position to move or make any noise as his head was still spinning and his body was now numb. “Shit, is he waking up?” Creed wasn’t sure but he thought he heard Gus … Continue reading AP Productions: Winghaven #25
Ace and Champ from Stellar Future Radio join The Order this episode to discuss the lonely bridge movie between the Christopher Reeve movies and the Snyderverse: Superman Returns! For more from Stellar Future Radio, click HERE! Continue reading Episode 115: Superman Returns
Hey guys, do you know how weird it is that Russell Crowe is doing another Exorcism movie already? He just did The Pope’s Exorcist! Yeah, I’m not going to be that guy and make too big of a deal out of that–admittedly striking–similarity between two of Crowe’s biggest recent releases. It’s strange, sure, but he takes the roles that he takes, and I’m sure he … Continue reading The Exorcism Review
I remain the whitest person you know, don’t worry. After a two-for at the local AMC theater where I saw Lisa Frankenstein and Argylle back-to-back, I was absolutely starving. Turns out that going through two feature length movies without eating is just more than a fatty like I can bear mid-day. Driving home at a little after 10pm, I was on the hunt for some … Continue reading Lisa Frankenstein Review
NOTE: Very slight spoilers within for the new Netflix offering, Hit Man! First off, I just want to say that Hit Man kind of annoyed me. And not just because it’s called “Hit Man” and not “Hitman”, thereby making it slightly frustrating to find on Letterboxd when I went to log it. No, you see, it’s because Hit Man is based not just on a … Continue reading Hit Man Review
The croaks are no hoax! Frogman hops onto SCREAMBOX exclusively on June 7. The ribbiting found footage curio explores the local legend of an amphibious cryptid. “These croaks are no hoax”. You see, that’s how you sell a movie to me. That’s some great “bad” writing there. It’s so good, it almost made me miss “[t]he ribbeting found footage curio…”. Come on! Someone went all … Continue reading Frogman Review
David from the Piecing It Together podcast joins The Order this episode to discuss the Netflix action movie Extraction, based on the graphic novel Ciudad! For more from Piecing It Together, click HERE! Continue reading Episode 114: Extraction
A gory throwback to video store staples of the ’80s and ’90s, SCREAMBOX Original wrestling-fueled horror-comedy Here for Blood will invade select theaters, digital, and SCREAMBOX on February 9. The last time I saw a wrestling-inspired horror flick, I ended up with Pro Wrestlers Versus Zombies. And I really wanted to like it, what with its cast and all. I was a huge Shane Douglas … Continue reading Here For Blood Review
Remember, like, fifteen years ago when Jean-Claude Van Damme starred in the fictional portrayal of his life, JCVD? It was supposed to be a renaissance for the actor where he would start taking more serious roles and begin getting more respect. There was actual, legitimate talk that Van Damme–JEAN-CLAUDE VAN DAMME–could someday be an awards-worthy actor (it’s arguable that he deserved to be awarded for … Continue reading Darkness Of Man Review
Reena from the Better Call Daddy podcast is here this episode to discuss this long-forgotten TV movie from the mid-1990’s. It was a pilot that never got picked up, but how was Generation X and how does it hold up in 2024? For more from Better Call Daddy, click HERE! Continue reading Episode 113: Generation X
From the genre of Movies That Never Needed To Be A Franchise, we bring you the third film in The Strangers extended universe: The Strangers: Chapter One. The first The Strangers movie was a sleeper hit with its small budget (nine million dollars) weighed against massive box office success (over 82 million). It was a movie I personally found half-satisfying. For the front end, the … Continue reading The Strangers: Chapter One Review
You know… I’m not sure I ever had an imaginary friend, such as they are. Which is weird because I grew up as a single child, so I was in the prime market for making one. Or perhaps I just forgot all about whatever one I did have, such as media is found of telling people happens to kids as they grow up. But I … Continue reading IF Review
