Episode 135: The Punisher (1989)
John from The Pint has returned once again to discuss the VERY hard-to-find 1989 The Punisher! Continue reading Episode 135: The Punisher (1989)
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Your Monster Review
Your Monster is a 2024 film that had an incredibly modest box office take (grossing less than one million dollars), but is hoping to grow some teeth in the streaming market it was seemingly more made for. I rented it recently on Prime after having gotten it recommended to me from a few different sources. It is the story of Laura, a young woman who … Continue reading Your Monster Review
Hell Hole Review
Look for Hell Hole, the new movie by The Adams Family, to be hitting Shudder soon! Oh, it’s a new Shudder movie, and everyone knows those and I go way back! Hell Hole is a new movie from The Adams Family movie-making family, and it tells the tale of a parasitic monster hosting itself in various bodies as it waits to be ready to thrive … Continue reading Hell Hole Review
Cryptids Review
Legendary horror host Joe Bob Briggs stars as a paranormal radio show host in Cryptids exclusively on SCREAMBOX November 5. The indie horror anthology features segments about Bigfoot, Frogman, Chupacabra, and more mythical monsters. I’m not much of a cryptid kind of guy. Not that I hold that against today’s movie or anything like that. I don’t believe in superpowers, either, but I obviously love … Continue reading Cryptids Review
Devon Review
I’ve never seen an episode of the Jersey Shore. The closest I have ever come to knowing much about the show was when Snooki wrestled at WrestleMania. Isn’t that weird? Snooki wrestled at ‘Mania? I can’t even really imagine that that was a thing that happened. And it happened at WrestleMania 27, which was almost fourteen years ago. Fourteen years! Was it that long ago … Continue reading Devon Review
Episode 134: Captain Marvel
This episode, author CJ Wallingsford joins The Order to discuss the bridge movie between Infinity War and Endgame, Captain Marvel! For more from CJ, click HERE! Continue reading Episode 134: Captain Marvel
All You Need Is Blood Review
I love getting screener movies because you legitimately never know what you are about to watch. A lot of times, they are lower-budgeted independent flicks that are made with a lot of passion, but not always with a lot of finely honed talent. Other times, they are completely hidden gems I might not have ever discovered before. Some of the very best films I’ve seen … Continue reading All You Need Is Blood Review
Heretic Review
I write this on my birthday, having just gotten back from going to the movies by myself! My wife, you see, has abandoned me this weekend, opting instead to go to her friends’ dance competition in Chicago. Which is fine; it’s FINE. I knew she was going for months. But still… it’s my birthday, man. So I took it out on her by going to … Continue reading Heretic Review
Trap Review
It’s always a bit heartwarming when a talented performer makes a public return after years of relative obscurity. They can come back like a force of nature and get their career back on the upswing, and that’s always a great success story. For today’s example, we are looking at Josh Hartnett. Josh was a teen heartthrob of the end of the 1990’s and much of … Continue reading Trap Review
La La Land Review
Okay, so it’s time for a new objective going forward in 2024: more random movie reviews. I have been contemplating this all year, doing reviews for pretty much all–if not ALL–movies that I watch for the first time ever. There are several reasons to do so–not the least of which is that SWO Productions could use the content in the next few months–and I think … Continue reading La La Land Review
Episode 133: Morbius
Author and YouTuber Honor Lewis joins The Order this episode for Morbin’ Time! Do they believe it should have been a #MorbiusSweep? Listen in to find out! For more from Honor, click HERE! Continue reading Episode 133: Morbius
The Substance Review
Sometimes you can’t stop hearing about a movie, and eventually peer pressure beats you down, and you finally decide to check it out. Such is what happened to me this past weekend when we decided to go to the theater and I realized The Substance was still playing. I just could not escape friends on the social medias talking about how much they liked the … Continue reading The Substance Review
Black Cab Review
This review was made possible by an advance screener of Black Cab. Black Cab premieres on Shudder on Friday, November 8th (my birthday!). When Anne (Synnøve Karlsen) and Patrick (Luke Norris) hail a black cab after a night out their driver (Nick Frost) is chatty, jovial even, but they are in no mood to talk. In fact, the couple is barely on speaking terms. That is, until they realize the … Continue reading Black Cab Review
Jennifer’s Body Review
Sometimes things just work out, and it’s a beautiful thing. For the past several weeks, I have really wanted to watch Jennifer’s Body. I kept seeing it referenced either on social media or in pop culture, and I knew it was time I gave it a shot to see what I thought of it. Well a few weeks back I checked through all of my … Continue reading Jennifer’s Body Review
Episode 132: My Friend Dahmer
Julio of The Contrarians is back in the Order to discuss the biopic My Friend Dahmer! For more from The Contrarians, click HERE! Continue reading Episode 132: My Friend Dahmer
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