Shudder Roulette has been wild lately, with the wife and I coming across a lot more bad movies than good ones. It’s been an unfortunate turn of fate for our favorite streaming service, but this kind of stuff is cyclical; it always comes back around. That’s why it’s a roulette, though. You can’t win every round. But sometimes when you win, you win big! The … Continue reading Oddity Review
Bastard Son of Nelson Creed part 4 A semi-conscious Farrell Creed lay on a bar floor. From his point of view, blurred figures peered down at him but he was in no position to move or make any noise as his head was still spinning and his body was now numb. “Shit, is he waking up?” Creed wasn’t sure but he thought he heard Gus … Continue reading AP Productions: Winghaven #25
Hey guys, do you know how weird it is that Russell Crowe is doing another Exorcism movie already? He just did The Pope’s Exorcist! Yeah, I’m not going to be that guy and make too big of a deal out of that–admittedly striking–similarity between two of Crowe’s biggest recent releases. It’s strange, sure, but he takes the roles that he takes, and I’m sure he … Continue reading The Exorcism Review
I remain the whitest person you know, don’t worry. After a two-for at the local AMC theater where I saw Lisa Frankenstein and Argylle back-to-back, I was absolutely starving. Turns out that going through two feature length movies without eating is just more than a fatty like I can bear mid-day. Driving home at a little after 10pm, I was on the hunt for some … Continue reading Lisa Frankenstein Review
The croaks are no hoax! Frogman hops onto SCREAMBOX exclusively on June 7. The ribbiting found footage curio explores the local legend of an amphibious cryptid. “These croaks are no hoax”. You see, that’s how you sell a movie to me. That’s some great “bad” writing there. It’s so good, it almost made me miss “[t]he ribbeting found footage curio…”. Come on! Someone went all … Continue reading Frogman Review
A gory throwback to video store staples of the ’80s and ’90s, SCREAMBOX Original wrestling-fueled horror-comedy Here for Blood will invade select theaters, digital, and SCREAMBOX on February 9. The last time I saw a wrestling-inspired horror flick, I ended up with Pro Wrestlers Versus Zombies. And I really wanted to like it, what with its cast and all. I was a huge Shane Douglas … Continue reading Here For Blood Review
From the genre of Movies That Never Needed To Be A Franchise, we bring you the third film in The Strangers extended universe: The Strangers: Chapter One. The first The Strangers movie was a sleeper hit with its small budget (nine million dollars) weighed against massive box office success (over 82 million). It was a movie I personally found half-satisfying. For the front end, the … Continue reading The Strangers: Chapter One Review
Drawing comparisons to Paranormal Activity and Skinamarink, Life of Belle haunts SCREAMBOX on May 17. The found footage film attempts to piece together the mysterious disappearance of a young girl. I’ll take sleight issue with that summary from Screambox, as aside from the fact that there are children involved, Life Of Belle is nothing like Skinamarink. Oh, there’s a lot of Paranormal Activity here to … Continue reading Life Of Belle Review
Bastard Son of Nelson Creed part 1 In 1979, an unconscious man wearing a diving suit was discovered inside the bed of a wrecked truck in the woods. Nelson Creed sat at the bar with his far-too-young pregnant wife Mary seated next to him who, as usual, said nothing while her eyes avoided any sort of contact. Nelson drank his beer and smoked his cigarette … Continue reading AP Productions: Winghaven #22
Project Dorothy debuts on Cable and Digital VOD January 16, 2024, including Prime Video, Vudu, Vubiquity, Cox, and Comcast. Project Dorothy was directed by George Henry Horton (Dreadspace, Dark Obsession), from a script by Ryan Scaringe (Useless Humans, Eradication) and Horton. Horton produced for Liberty Atlantic Studios and Scaringe under his Kinogo Pictures shingle. Project Dorothy stars genre icon Danielle Harris (the Halloween franchise, the … Continue reading Project Dorothy Review
Like You’re Next for the influencer generation, SCREAMBOX Exclusive Followers streams on March 12. The home invasion thriller finds a social media influencer in the crosshairs of a relentless dark web cult. Followers is the story of three friends–Riley, Sam, and Heather–who start the movie off with a camping trip. After one of them inadvertently ruins their ability to charge their cell phones, Sam starts … Continue reading Followers Review
I am admittedly not much of a believer in things that require faith or in things that are supernatural or extraterrestrial. My personal thoughts on the matter are that I don’t have superpowers, so why should it be fair if, like, Bigfoot or aliens visiting earth exist! Someday, though, I’m sure my latent heat vision or something will kick in, and we can revisit this … Continue reading American Werewolves 2: The Skinwalkers Review
Pit Stop Grace Smith was stocking toilet paper. Just after graduating, she got a job at the local Wal-Mart as she had few aspirations to go to a university, not that stocking toilet paper in Wal-Mart was what she wanted to do with her life but it was one of her few options at the moment. Alysa Saraki was her best friend in school so … Continue reading AP Productions: Winghaven #21
We are back to some Shudder Roulette lately! I watched the fairly well-received Suitable Flesh recently on the streaming service, and it wasn’t quite for me, unfortunately. I found it to be very Malignant-adjacent, but it didn’t have the same respectability quotient as James Wan’s bonkers outing. That movie was a big budget, big studio release that had the balls to advertise itself as a … Continue reading Destroy All Neighbors Review
You obviously don’t know who you are messing with! Ed from The Film Effect podcast joins the Order this episode to discuss the sequel to the Daywalker vampire hunter series! For more from The Film Effect, click HERE! Continue reading Episode 103: Blade II
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