I am admittedly not much of a believer in things that require faith or in things that are supernatural or extraterrestrial. My personal thoughts on the matter are that I don’t have superpowers, so why should it be fair if, like, Bigfoot or aliens visiting earth exist! Someday, though, I’m sure my latent heat vision or something will kick in, and we can revisit this … Continue reading American Werewolves 2: The Skinwalkers Review
Pit Stop Grace Smith was stocking toilet paper. Just after graduating, she got a job at the local Wal-Mart as she had few aspirations to go to a university, not that stocking toilet paper in Wal-Mart was what she wanted to do with her life but it was one of her few options at the moment. Alysa Saraki was her best friend in school so … Continue reading AP Productions: Winghaven #21
We are back to some Shudder Roulette lately! I watched the fairly well-received Suitable Flesh recently on the streaming service, and it wasn’t quite for me, unfortunately. I found it to be very Malignant-adjacent, but it didn’t have the same respectability quotient as James Wan’s bonkers outing. That movie was a big budget, big studio release that had the balls to advertise itself as a … Continue reading Destroy All Neighbors Review
You obviously don’t know who you are messing with! Ed from The Film Effect podcast joins the Order this episode to discuss the sequel to the Daywalker vampire hunter series! For more from The Film Effect, click HERE! Continue reading Episode 103: Blade II
Sometimes it’s harder to figure out when a movie actually released than it should be. When I’m looking at a movie and trying to figure out what year it came out in, especially as of these last few years–I do a lot of Best Of lists and keep tally of where the flicks I watch belong–too often the “release date” can be frustratingly inaccurate. Especially … Continue reading The Sacrifice Game Review
SCREAMBOX exclusive Underground streams on January 9. Inspired by true events, the found footage nightmare finds a bachelorette party trapped in a World War II bunker complex. Found Footage movie! Boy, that’s a divisive term right there. People tend to either love or hate that subgenre of movies. Let’s be honest; most found footage flicks are horror, though certainly not all. And you have a … Continue reading Underground Review
FOR PREVIOUS BUFFY REVIEWS, CLICK HERE! EPISODE 8 After Buffy and Spike had a sentimental evening sitting on her front stoop last episode, we move on now to Mom’s CAT scan. Buffy and Dawn are out in the waiting room while the test is underway. Want to know how old this show is? Giles and the team is happy he put an advertisement IN THE YELLOW … Continue reading Cobra Commander: A BTVS Retrospective, S5 E8-9
From the producers of The Gallows, SCREAMBOX Exclusive Night of the Missing streams on November 28. The horror anthology features genre favorites Bill Moseley (The Devil’s Rejects) and Jenna Kanell (Terrifier). Anthology movies are often quite fun! Horror anthologies usually remind me of Trick R Treat, the cult classic antho from the late 00’s starring Brian Cox, Anna Paquin, and others. It’s one of the … Continue reading The Night Of The Missing Review
Okay, we are through #50-31, and it’s time to keep going with this countdown! It’s the middle of the list, and it’s here that we move out of “Very Good” (my 3.25 – 3.5 star territory) and into the start of the “Great” (3.75 – 4.00 star) 2023 movies. I’ll let you know which movie signifies that change, don’t worry. And if you’ve missed the … Continue reading The Top 50 Movies Of 2023: #30-21
SCREAMBOX Exclusive Santastein comes alive on December 19. The festive twist on Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein delivers Christmas cheer and slasher fear in equal measure. You know a trope I have always hated because it makes zero sense? The Christmas movie where all of the parents and adults think Santa does not exist, but it turns out he does. You have every adult in the world … Continue reading SantaStein Review
The Sun had gone down and Reinhard stood in front of the Familiar, “You will be coming with us,” he handed his rifle to him, “Our enemies eluded us last night which means they are resourceful. They might exploit certain weaknesses that we have that do not pertain to mortals. When we find them, be ready.” “Yes, Master,” he proudly held his rifle firm. Suddenly, … Continue reading AP Productions: Winghaven #19
Gem from the Quirky Gems Podcast brings a ray of sunshine to the Stew World Order as she and Stew discuss 30 Days Of Night!
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Happy Halloween! It’s wild that it took me so long to get here, but Nightmare On Elm Street is not like Halloween or Friday the 13th as far as rewatching over the course of my life. There are several Nightmare movies I have only ever seen twice… and the second watch was just within the last year! For whatever reason, I have never held this … Continue reading Nightmare On Elm St Franchise Ranking
Ghost Train from The Slaughterhouse Stories is here with Stew to get into the Halloween spirit and talk monsters and blood! It’s the MCU’s first really big risk since Phase 1: Werewolf By Night! For more from The Slaughterhouse Stories, click HERE! Continue reading Episode 80: Werewolf By Night
Happy Friday The 13th everyone! After the absolutely wonderful 1970’s and 1980’s, horror as a genre went on a pretty steep slide. The 1990’s were fine, but things started getting a bit generic and derivative. We began the decade with some really low-end slasher sequelss to still capitalize from what was big in the 80’s, but those faded quickly. Some meta genre-bending hit in the … Continue reading Thirteen The Fridayth: Top Ten Horror Movies of the 2020’s
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