FOR PREVIOUS BUFFY REVIEWS, CLICK HERE! Episode five of season four is called “BEER BAD”, and I have one-million-percent seen this on lists of “The Worst Episode Of Good Shows”. And after how much I have dug [most of] the first four episodes of this season, that is legitimately disappointing. Let’s see how bad it can be. Because there have been plenty of really bad episodes … Continue reading Veruc Assault: A BTVS Retrospective, S4 E5-6
EPISODE 5 We kick off with a typical day in Metropolis: a bridge is collapsing! Look, I know Gotham is supposed to be a terrifying, crime-ridden place to live, but Metropolis is Disasterville, man. These people should all move to Iowa. Anyway, Superman shows up to save the day! But also… so does Superboy. They both do their part in rescuing people while Superman repairs … Continue reading Monkey Business: A Young Justice Retrospective, S1 E5-6
Good fiction makes me cry, man. I’ve never hidden this fact. If something is well-made and has basically any amount of emotionality to it, I will likely shed a tear or two. Usually not much, but make no mistake… there are movies on this list that made me sob. Just full-on ugly cry. I think part of my brain appreciates writing that is able to … Continue reading Top Ten Movies That Made Me Cry
FOR PREVIOUS BUFFY REVIEWS, CLICK HERE! We start off in The Bronze, with Willow and Buffy watching Oz’ band play. The two of them start discussing the Parker character that Buffy met previously while trying to avoid Cathy. They use Network TV Language to insinuate that Buffy sure would like to take him to bed. Also what I just did is also Network TV Language. … Continue reading Parker Abrams Can’t Lose: A BTVS Retrospective, S4 E3-4
Hey, we are back, still doing the first watch through of Young Justice! Let’s get into it. EPISODE 3 We open up with what appears to be some generic ass thieves robbing shipping containers. The former Speedy, who is… just Roy now, I guess?… shows up to defeat them. One of the thugs turns out to be a metahuman, and we see Young Justice is … Continue reading A Pick-Up Artist’s Guide To Teen Dating: A Young Justice Retrospective, S1 E3-4
Brad from The Cinema Guys is back with the Order to discuss the sequel to Frank Miller and Zack Snyder’s 300! How far–IF AT ALL!–does it fall off from its predecessor? And what single point can Stew not get past?
For more from The Cinema Guys, click HERE! Continue reading Episode 76: 300 – Rise Of An Empire
The last time I watched a Netflix Original Movie starring Jamie Foxx, I got 2020’s Project Power, a superhero-esque genre film about pills that give folks short-lived metahuman abilities. It was… fine. Adequate and forgettable, I had to look it up just now to remember Joseph Gordon Levitt was even in it. And this is a movie I didn’t just watch… I covered it on … Continue reading They Cloned Tyrone Review
FOR PREVIOUS BUFFY REVIEWS, CLICK HERE! I can’t believe I’ve done three whole seasons of this show so far. Let’s see where season four takes us… We start the season off with Buffy and Willow sitting in a graveyard and selecting classes for their first semester at UC SunnyDale (wait, they are attending the University of California? And it has a SunnyDale campus? Okay). Behind them, … Continue reading The Last Of Buff: A BTVS Retrospective, S4 E1-2
Alysa and Creed drove the truck toward the highway and out of sight; in case they were being watched, they wanted to appear as though they left the area. Once they parked the truck on the side of the road around the bend, they trekked back to the compound on foot, arriving at the rear of the large fenced-in building. “Picking anyone up?,” Creed asked. … Continue reading AP Productions: Winghaven #17
The teen sex comedy is a genre that has felt dead for close to 20 years now, and honestly? Not much of a value was lost. Not to say there weren’t some really good flicks under that umbrella, but when it was revitalized in the very late 90’s by American Pie, several movies came out to capitalize on that wave, and the returns were incredibly … Continue reading Bottoms Review
The man stood under the awning just outside the cheap motel to get out of the rain. He kept going back and forth between looking at his phone and leaning forward to get a good look at the parking lot. After about fifteen minutes of this, he saw a familiar car pull up. When the woman parked, she rushed outside with an umbrella and met … Continue reading AP Productions: Winghaven #16
WWE and NXT Legend Tyler Breeze stops by the Order to discuss a very 1990’s movie: Lori Petty’s starring vehicle (pun!), Tank Girl! Also: apologies for the audio here. I had to record a new way than what I usually use, and there is an occasional… clicking noise? Not sure where that came from! I’ll test some things out for the next time I record … Continue reading Episode 75: Tank Girl
FOR PREVIOUS BUFFY REVIEWS, CLICK HERE! Two-part season finale time, everyone! Buckle in because I hear this show gets SUBSTANTIALLY worse next season! We lead off with the newly re-friended Xander and Cordelia (actually, given their history, this is the very first time they’ve ever been actually, purely friends), with Xander lamenting he is likely about to die. Buffy and Willow join up with him to … Continue reading One Heck Of A Finale! A BTVS Retrospective, S3 E21-22
Well, my Buffy The Vampire Slayer retrospective as a first time watcher seems to be going along pretty well. Why not start another show? My intention was originally to wait until I was done with Buffy before starting anything else, but then I realized two things: First, content is still king, and I am quickly about to hit my wall on pre-written material. And secondly, … Continue reading Stealing Jokes From 1999: A Young Justice Retrospective, S1 E1-2
FOR PREVIOUS BUFFY REVIEWS, CLICK HERE! EPISODE 19 We open with Faith and The Mayor, and the latter has given his new protege a gift: a very fancy dagger! He wants her to do him a favor and go to the airport to pick something up for him. She initially balks at such a menial chore, but he lambastes her for her insolence and calls … Continue reading More Bad “The Ascension” Jokes: A BTVS Retrospective, S3 E19-20
