Fastlane 2023 Review

You’ll notice my timestamps are wildly inaccurate for this show; that’s because today was my niece’s third birthday, and I did not get home until after 8:30pm EST. But fear not; Peacock was a Rewind button! So I’m starting the show over and getting my thoughts together for you! No time for an intro; let’s go! 8:39pm: I’ve rewound to the beginning of Fastlane and … Continue reading Fastlane 2023 Review

Nine, Ten, Never Speak Again: A BTVS Retrospective, S4 E10

FOR PREVIOUS BUFFY REVIEWS, CLICK HERE! Oh my god with the Psychology class stuff. I know I joke, but can’t this season give us a single other class of hers? Well apparently not, as we start off in Psych Class, with Buffy and her renewed straight hair* being called to the front of the class by Professor Walsh. Walsh asks Buffy to lie down on … Continue reading Nine, Ten, Never Speak Again: A BTVS Retrospective, S4 E10

Lex Peace, More War: A Young Justice Retrospective, S1 E9-10

EPISODE 9 This episode, Young Justice has already been defeated as we kick things off with Megan waking up in the sands of Bialya. She is clearly confused and speaking Martian in her head until she realizes she is on Earth. She sees Superboy–though she does not recognize him, just his S-shield–and tries to talk to him, but he rips off his shirt, attacks her, … Continue reading Lex Peace, More War: A Young Justice Retrospective, S1 E9-10

AP Productions: Winghaven #18

“So what do you know about vampires?,” Alysa asked as they sat in an underground parking garage, far from prying eyes. “I fought one a while back,” Creed explained, “Someone was stealing blood samples from the hospital. I investigated and found an orderly was taking them. When I followed, it turned out he was a Familiar.” “Familiar?” “Vampires apparently have humans doing work for them … Continue reading AP Productions: Winghaven #18

AP Productions: Badges #8

It was shortly after the IMD took down the Angel-1 weapon that the third candidate of the Elite Squad was approached… Arthit Wang made his way through the night district of Phuket, wearing inauspicious clothing and reeking of alcohol.  When he arrived at the door with the red light, he noticed a large man keeping watch while also pretending not to. “Hey, how much for two … Continue reading AP Productions: Badges #8

Ask Your Doctor If Viagra Is Right For You: A BTVS Retrospective, S4 E7-8

FOR PREVIOUS BUFFY REVIEWS, CLICK HERE! We kick off episode seven in the UC Sunnydale cafeteria with Riley and his friends, one of whom looks slightly like–and sounds EXACTLY like–Shelton Benjamin. So that’s his name from me. They have a vanilla white guy friend, too. They spy Buffy from afar having comic misadventures trying to get frozen yogurt and a drink. Shelton thinks she is … Continue reading Ask Your Doctor If Viagra Is Right For You: A BTVS Retrospective, S4 E7-8

Party On, Garth: A Young Justice Retrospective, S1 E7-8

Episode 7 We kick things off in late July and in New Orleans, where the streets are filled with cliche Mardi Gras music despite it being, you know, LATE JULY. We meet an old man who turns out to be Kent Nelson, but we don’t know that yet! He visits a psychic named Madam Xanadu, but she is just a showperson psychic who Kent laughs … Continue reading Party On, Garth: A Young Justice Retrospective, S1 E7-8

AP Productions: Badges #7

Deepak Bakshi received a visitor after being moved to a more secure facility the following morning. Sean Pierce and Dafne Mansoor walked into his room after a brief security check. “Hello, Mr. Bakshi,” Pierce greeted him, “I’m Director Pierce of the IMD and this is Intrepid, our lead field agent. I understand your native language is Hindi. I can speak the language as well as … Continue reading AP Productions: Badges #7

Veruc Assault: A BTVS Retrospective, S4 E5-6

FOR PREVIOUS BUFFY REVIEWS, CLICK HERE! Episode five of season four is called “BEER BAD”, and I have one-million-percent seen this on lists of “The Worst Episode Of Good Shows”. And after how much I have dug [most of] the first four episodes of this season, that is legitimately disappointing. Let’s see how bad it can be. Because there have been plenty of really bad episodes … Continue reading Veruc Assault: A BTVS Retrospective, S4 E5-6

Monkey Business: A Young Justice Retrospective, S1 E5-6

EPISODE 5 We kick off with a typical day in Metropolis: a bridge is collapsing! Look, I know Gotham is supposed to be a terrifying, crime-ridden place to live, but Metropolis is Disasterville, man. These people should all move to Iowa. Anyway, Superman shows up to save the day! But also… so does Superboy. They both do their part in rescuing people while Superman repairs … Continue reading Monkey Business: A Young Justice Retrospective, S1 E5-6