The croaks are no hoax! Frogman hops onto SCREAMBOX exclusively on June 7. The ribbiting found footage curio explores the local legend of an amphibious cryptid. “These croaks are no hoax”. You see, that’s how you sell a movie to me. That’s some great “bad” writing there. It’s so good, it almost made me miss “[t]he ribbeting found footage curio…”. Come on! Someone went all … Continue reading Frogman Review
David from the Piecing It Together podcast joins The Order this episode to discuss the Netflix action movie Extraction, based on the graphic novel Ciudad! For more from Piecing It Together, click HERE! Continue reading Episode 114: Extraction
A gory throwback to video store staples of the ’80s and ’90s, SCREAMBOX Original wrestling-fueled horror-comedy Here for Blood will invade select theaters, digital, and SCREAMBOX on February 9. The last time I saw a wrestling-inspired horror flick, I ended up with Pro Wrestlers Versus Zombies. And I really wanted to like it, what with its cast and all. I was a huge Shane Douglas … Continue reading Here For Blood Review
I have the absolute worst luck on Earth when it comes to cars. I have owned or co-owned four cars in my life, including the brand new lease my wife and I got this past week. (I know! Leases, right? Who does that? But she is insistent on it because she trades in her car the minute it’s paid off anyway) The first of the … Continue reading Stew’s Reviews: Gotham Central
Remember, like, fifteen years ago when Jean-Claude Van Damme starred in the fictional portrayal of his life, JCVD? It was supposed to be a renaissance for the actor where he would start taking more serious roles and begin getting more respect. There was actual, legitimate talk that Van Damme–JEAN-CLAUDE VAN DAMME–could someday be an awards-worthy actor (it’s arguable that he deserved to be awarded for … Continue reading Darkness Of Man Review
This past weekend, I made the four hour trip down to Baltimore for the 25th edition of the Baltimore Comic Con. It was my first time ever visiting Baltimore for their annual convention; I had previously only ever been to the city for AEW’s Full Gear pay-per-view event in 2019. My visits to The Old Line State are typically at the other end of it … Continue reading Baltimore Comic Con 2024 Review
I’m probably napping too much these days. It’s not for lack of having things to do. I have fallen very far off of my pace on these articles. I used to have a cache of 15-20 ready at given time, but that’s down to a little more than five. I keep thinking “I have a few things to read; I’ll blow through them and write … Continue reading Stew’s Reviews: Bitch Planet
My house now has a steel cage, and that’s kind of neat. In our eternal quest to make sure our cats can leads their best lives, my wife decided to buy some weird fence kind of material and cage in our front and back porches. Now that kitties can go outside with actually being able to GO anywhere. It’s kind of weird looking, I’ll be … Continue reading Stew’s Reviews: Dr. Strange – Damnation
Reena from the Better Call Daddy podcast is here this episode to discuss this long-forgotten TV movie from the mid-1990’s. It was a pilot that never got picked up, but how was Generation X and how does it hold up in 2024? For more from Better Call Daddy, click HERE! Continue reading Episode 113: Generation X
From the genre of Movies That Never Needed To Be A Franchise, we bring you the third film in The Strangers extended universe: The Strangers: Chapter One. The first The Strangers movie was a sleeper hit with its small budget (nine million dollars) weighed against massive box office success (over 82 million). It was a movie I personally found half-satisfying. For the front end, the … Continue reading The Strangers: Chapter One Review
You know… I’m not sure I ever had an imaginary friend, such as they are. Which is weird because I grew up as a single child, so I was in the prime market for making one. Or perhaps I just forgot all about whatever one I did have, such as media is found of telling people happens to kids as they grow up. But I … Continue reading IF Review
CHAPTER 10: Now… Natalie watched as Aaron bent the metal doorframe around Ms. O’Shea’s classroom door, sealing in the three strange, faceless kids that had just attacked them. It had been his idea to block them inside a room until something else could be done. It was that or kill them after all, and despite Nat’s enraged efforts, they had found themselves unwilling to cross … Continue reading The Chosen: Chapter 10
You ever hear of those people who start with, like, a toothpick and trade their way up to something ridiculous like a Lamborghini? I’m like the opposite of that. A looooong time ago, I was really into collecting and playing Yu-Gi-Oh! cards. It was an awful habit; 2/10, I don’t recommend. Anyway, I was staying with my family for a while, and I wanted something … Continue reading Stew’s Reviews: Bleach
Kitty The Killer is a new revenge-action flick, in the same vein as the John Wick movies, from the Far East. I’m… kind of John Wick’ed out these days from action movies that have taken the success of Keanu Reeves’ franchise to the core of their heart, but I really enjoyed the trailer, so I definitely wanted to give this one a go. It looked … Continue reading Kitty The Killer Review
The city provides! Honey B and Precious D from Monster Movie Fun Time Go! return to The Order to discuss what is very much Frank Miller’s interpretation of The Spirit. For more from MMFTG, click HERE! Continue reading Episode 112: The Spirit
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