We are living in the weirdest timeline: one where there is a whole cinematic universe of action movies based around ballerinas. With two movies in the last few years simply having been called “Ballerina” (okay, I guess the John Wick spin-off had a subtitle) and being about a ballet dancer who goes on a revenge tour against those who have wronged her, you can be … Continue reading Pretty Lethal Review
Mother Earth is In Trouble! Yorgos Lanthimos directs some weird kinds of films, even arguably stranger than David Lynch himself. I can’t say I am a fan of Lanthimos’ works, although I have seen a few of his movies (The Lobster, Killing of a Sacred Deer, and Poor Things). I have been impressed by these entries enough to make me want to watch his newest film, Bugonia. Bugonia is … Continue reading ‘Bugonia’ Stings on Conspiracies and Ecology
Nick Sheisty from the Bad Movies We Love podcast joins The Order this episode to discuss the most recent TMNT movie, Mutant Mayhem! For more from Bad Movies We Love, click HERE! Continue reading Episode 172: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles – Mutant Mayhem
Here is some funny/concerning/fitting Inside Baseball for our readers: when writing these reviews, I actually write somewhat backwards. I do the Ups And Downs first, then the Overall, and then I come up here to do my preamble and short synopsis. Well today, after finishing the U&D and Overall, I checked the word count just to see where we were, and it was 666. That … Continue reading Ready Or Not 2: Here I Come Review
MPX has announced the official US digital release of Rusabh Patel’s I Know Exactly How You Die, an indie horror where deadlines aren’t a writer’s worst fear. Beginning April 7, audiences across the US will be able to rent or own I Know Exactly How You Die on Digital HD, including Prime Video, and Fandango at Home. The film will also be available on DVD. I’m … Continue reading I Know Exactly How You Die Review
We are reviewing a movie from the 1960’s today! You know how I feel about that. I had actually mentioned today’s film in that above linked article. It has been a long time coming for my finally getting around to Peeping Tom, but here we are. Peeping Tom, I had been told, is one of those movies that gets referenced a lot when people are … Continue reading Peeping Tom Review
The Darker Half of the Story It’s already been a year since the release of Wicked: Part One, and hype is stronger than ever for the conclusion to the mega-hit two act musical. While the novel will sadly never get a direct adaptation (see my upcoming article on book vs. musical to see why), act 2 of the film should be more than enough to tide … Continue reading Wicked: For Good Dips Slightly in Quality
I recently went on something of a Rocky spree in my movie watching. Historically, I’ve seen the original Academy Award winning Rocky once, Rocky IV several times (because Rocky IV is amazing, and if I can change and YOU can change, then EVERYONE can change!), and the Creed trilogy all once each. So I had some blindspots to fill in. Having been a fan of … Continue reading Rocky II Review
We have Frank from the Reels Of Cinema podcast joining The Order this episode to discuss the second movie in the history of the Marvel Cinematic Universe! For more from the Reels Of Cinema, click HERE! Continue reading Episode 171: The Incredible Hulk
It’s been a rough year so far with catching new release movies for me. After having seen a personal best 117 new release movies in 2025, as of early March, I was only up to nine here in 2026. I’ve seen loads of late-2025 flicks, sure! But precious few films that have come out this calendar year. It hasn’t been for a lack of trying; … Continue reading The Bluff Review
I had a choice to make recently between watching the 1958 The Blob or the 1988 remake thereof. Obviously I ended up going with the original. I’m not nearly as anti-remake as a lot of folks are; I recognize that across Hollywood’s history, there have been several great remade movies. And some have even surpassed the originals! But for this instance, I was following my … Continue reading The Blob (1958) Review
Honey Bunch is a relatively new outing featured on Shudder that I had kept passing over for several days due to reasons I will get into in the Ups and Downs. It just kind of sat there on the New Releases screen if I scrolled enough to the right on the AMC+ home page. And I’d look at it, and I’d hem and haw, and … Continue reading Honey Bunch Review
Old Testament Father Issues Partway through watching Avatar: Fire and Ash, a scene occurred which immediately caught my attention. Events onscreen blatantly recalled one of the oldest Biblical myths our society has: the story of Abraham and Issac. Curious, I searched online to see if others had noticed the allusion. They definitely had, as both reviewers and critics had made note of it. Curiously enough, I discovered … Continue reading ‘Avatar: Fire and Ash’ is Repetitive but Enjoyable
I recently had the good fortune to be invited to New York Comic Con as press, so I packed up and headed to New York (actually New Jersey because riding the ferry rules) for a long weekend away. I met up with the incomparable Joey DiCarlo and Aubrey Litchfield from So Wizard Podcast, we set about interviewing as many amazing talents as we could for their … Continue reading New York Comic Con 2025: The Video Interview Collection!
Neil from the We Needed Roads podcast is back with a little remembered sci-fi action Bruce Willis vehicle from 2009. It’s Surrogates! For more from We Needed Roads, click HERE! Continue reading Episode 170: Surrogates
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