BROTHER BEAR (2003):Written by: Tab Murphy, Lorne Cameron, David Hoselton, Steve Bencich & Ron J. Friedman -I figured “what the hell?” and rented this one- it’s one of the latter-day Disney films, and didn’t do to well or get very well-received, but it’s… okay. Ish. It basically has some cool set pieces and one VERY awesome transformation sequence that reminds you how mind-blowing this studio is, but … Continue reading Jab’s Reviews: Brother Bear
In a secret lab in the Ural Mountains, Doc Serenity looked at a wall of monitors depicting CCTV footage of Astra Machina as well as an article about the destroyed Nantox lab. The High Command of the Second Phase had recently learned of the situation through their usual avenues of gathering information. A living inorganic being was something that would greatly pique the interests of … Continue reading AP Productions: Astra Machina #5
Yes, it has been a while! Not since WrestleMania, actually, have I done a single Premium Live Event review. And that is unacceptable! But to my credit, I have not had much choice. Since ‘Mania, every WWE PLE has been on non-United States soil, and has therefore taken place early-to-mid afternoon on Saturdays. Combine that with the unfortunate coincidence of my wife booking us for … Continue reading SummerSlam 2023 Review
EPISODE 14 We start off hunting again! It’s Buffy and Faith out killing nondescript monsters and girl-talking. Faith is using Network TV Language to express shock that Buffy and Xander have never boned. Look, Faith, just because you have cripplingly bad taste in sexual partners, doesn’t mean… everyone in this… town… Okay, fair enough. You got me there, Faith. I, too, am shocked the writers … Continue reading Bad Girls Bad Girls, Whatchya Gonna Do? A BTVS Retrospective: S3 E14-15
A smiley face mask was torn off a young man while he was held on the ground by several men. “I’m sorry!,” his shouts fell on deaf ears as Mano tied a noose around his neck. “No, you don’t have to do this,” the man began to panic, “You don’t have to do this!” Mano smiled, “I know I don’t…,” then he tapped the trunk … Continue reading AP Productions: Cavalier #17
Brett from Dissect That Film is back to talk the piling of bodies and heads, Elon Musk surrogates, what the third best Alien and Terminator films are, and… oh yeah… Venom, too!
For more from Dissect That Film, click HERE! Continue reading Episode 72: Venom
Banana Bread is a myth. Here is my proof: Every so often, my wife and I will buy bananas. And, as bananas do, sometimes they go REAL brown before we eat them all. At that point, my wife will say, “Oh! I’ll freeze them, and then eventually, I will make some banana bread!” You know what my wife has never ever made? Banana Bread. So … Continue reading Pop-Tart Quest: Banana Bread
Here’s me putting out “the rest of the Nicktoon characters”. Most just have tiny bios. PIGEON PETE-Pete was a normal pigeon mutated by the Kraang into a humanoid. He was taught to speak by Kirby O’Neil (April’s father) and delivered a message to her when he escaped. He later allies with the show’s version of the Mighty Mutanimals, now acting as a background character. He … Continue reading Jab’s Reviews: TMNT (2012 Nicktoon Side Characters)
Once they realized it was a trap, they took off through Central Park. They thought they had found a young woman walking through the park alone at night but were surprised when their target performed an acrobatic kick that put one of their largest members on his back. Before they could react, they were quickly surrounded by young men wearing black Chinese fighting gis with … Continue reading AP Productions: Cavalier #16
FOR PREVIOUS BUFFY REVIEWS, CLICK HERE! We open up with Buffy Hunting! Ah, back to the comforts of home. Faith, Buffy, Giles, and Willow combine to kill three blue demons. Giles is worried and desperately wants to know what these monsters are. Oh, it turns out Xander is there, too. He was batted away by the beasts and left lying under some rubble. The scene … Continue reading Seriously? A Xander Episode?: A BTVS Retrospective, S3 E13
TREASURE PLANET (2002):Written by: Ron Clements, John Musker, Rob Edwards, Ted Elliot & Terry Rossio The backstory to the making of this movie is more interesting to me than the actual film itself, which is totally forgettable. Clements & Musker, two A-level directors responsible for The Little Mermaid, basically begged the studio for 12 years to make this, being rejected every time. Again and again, they were … Continue reading Jab’s Reviews: Treasure Planet
NOTE: SPOILERS WITHIN FOR BARBIE One-hundred and fifty-plus million dollars. With that figure, Barbie–BARBIE!–has secured the best opening weekend of 2023, something that I doubt any honest person can say they saw coming when the year started. I mean, I sure can’t. I was part of a Guess The Box Office movie draft for the Best Film Ever podcast back at the beginning of the … Continue reading Barbie Review
NOTE: SPOILERS WITHIN FOR OPPENHEIMER Man, Barbenheimer is as real deal. Every Dolby or IMAX screening of both Barbie and Oppenheimer has either sold out or come insanely close to having done so at my local AMC. I just got out of Oppenheimer, where I was lucky to get one solo seat in the IMAX theater (I went by myself because I am charming and … Continue reading Oppenheimer Review
Sean O’Connell joins the Order this episode to discuss Dr. Strange’s trip through the alternate realities of the MCU: it’s the Multiverse Of Madness! For more from Sean click HERE and HERE! Continue reading Episode 71: Dr. Strange In The Multiverse Of Madness
LILO & STITCH (2002):Written by: Chris Sanders & Dean DeBlois -This is a funny one, as it’s an original story, and has a completely unique art style (that of a long-time Disney Animator Chris Sanders, who always drew his stuff that way- one wonders if the others got annoyed at always having to shift his stuff into the “Mainline” style). I have to agree with The … Continue reading Jab’s Reviews: Lilo & Stitch
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