As of this writing, it’s January 12th, and I’ve already watched my second foreign language film of the year! I wonder how long it took me to watch a non-English movie in 2025? (Actually, the answer to that depends on whether Flow counts or not. It’s a foreign made picture, sure, but it has no language to speak of) Anyway, today’s movie comes to you … Continue reading No Other Choice Review
It’s wild to me that K-Pop Demon Hunters is still in Netflix’s Top Ten movies daily all of these months later (as of this writing). No one saw that flick coming, man. What a phenomenon. Anyway, I still check every few days to see what is worth watching on the streaming giant, and Rumi, Mira, and Zoey are assuredly still on the list staring back … Continue reading Stone Cold Fox Review
Bust out your fanciest formalwear because today’s movie review is a Dutch offering that was in consideration for Best International Feature for the 2026 Academy Awards! Unfortunately, Reedland was not chosen as a finalist for that category at the 98th edition of the Oscars, but just to be in the picture and chosen as your country’s offering is great recognition. So let’s talk about a … Continue reading Reedland Review
It’s time for another review of a screener movie I was sent! Today’s film comes to us from the writer/director Kris McMenamin, and it is called Misfits. It’s your run-of-the-mill Christmas/Wrestling/Family Drama/Coming Of Age story about a group of lifelong friends who lose each other in their early 20’s / late teens, but end up all coming back together when one of them needs them … Continue reading Misfits (2025) Review
John from The Pint: A Pop Culture Podcast is back in The Order this episode to discuss the animated movie from the Batman Beyond universe: The Return of the Joker! For more of The Pint, click HERE! Continue reading Episode 166: Batman Beyond – Return Of The Joker
I’ve recently watched Full Metal Jacket for the first time, and I’m really struggling trying not to tell people I watched Full Metal Alchemist. I’m not even a huge FMA fan, though I kind of want to be and I own the first several volumes of the manga, but my comic and anime soaked brain somehow has decided that latter series is the pre-eminent “Full … Continue reading Full Metal Jacket Review
For being a child of the 80’s, I am super late to the Die Hard game. A lot of people point to Die Hard as something they put on their calendar for scheduled rewatches. There is, after all, that tedious Christmas movie debate. But for me, it was always one of those “Did I see Die Hard as a kid or not?” movies that I … Continue reading Die Hard With A Vengeance Review
Roofman was a movie that came out recently, and it was one that I had wanted very much to see in theaters. But I never got around to finding the time to do so; it came and left the cinema pretty quickly without leaving too much sign of its existence. Luckily, it was a short-lived break between its theatrical window and its streaming one, as … Continue reading Roofman Review
I feel like it’s been a while since I did a truly OLD movie in these Blast From The Past reviews. And by “truly old” I definitely mean “from at least before I was born”. And hey: I’m truly old as it is, so that just works out as an easy way to measure these things. You know, now that I think of it… you … Continue reading The Time Machine (1960) Review
Mike and Trash Can Tab from the Gray’s Taproom Pod join The Order this episode to discuss a weird fever dream of a movie, 2001’s Monkeybone! For more from the Gray’s Taproom, click HERE! Continue reading Episode 165: Monkeybone
Every so often, I am reminded of how little I care for director Todd Phillips. I’ve written on this before, but it’s something I come back to every now and again. If I were to look it up, I would see that Phillips’ exact quote was “Go try to be funny nowadays with this woke culture… There were articles written about why comedies don’t work … Continue reading Oh, Hi! Review
The only celebrity death that ever truly impacted me was Brodie Lee’s, and that was less because of my fandom of him as a wrestler and more about the aftermath of his passing and what his contemporaries had to say about him. And sometimes I feel bad about that. But I have a hard time getting my sadness going for people I have never personally … Continue reading Good Morning Vietnam Review
I know Netflix kind of hangs its hat on shows these days, but I have always been a movie guy, and I’m glad to see they still release so many new original films. I like television programs, sure, but they’re an awful big commitment. Several seasons of several episodes, all lasting between thirty and sixty minutes each. Sometimes much more if you enjoy something like … Continue reading Train Dreams Review
Chapter 26 Sam cursed in the deepest, throatiest voice he could push from himself. Not just at the wind that was ripping through his body and shearing his soul with its cold, and not just at the snow that was falling faster, harder, and more violently as it began sticking to his face and clothes rather than selflessly melting away. No, he was cursing the … Continue reading Brothers’ Bond: A Pokemon Story, Chapter 26
I’m bad at acknowledging the 1960’s–much less anything before the 1960’s!–ever happened. Which, honestly, is pretty generous of me! I was born in 1980, so I don’t even have any tangible proof that the 1970’s happened either, but I’ve decided to allow them into my thinking. I used to be relatively anti-The-1970’s, but I have since realized the 1960’s is where I actually hold most … Continue reading Thirteen The Fridayth: 2020’s Horror
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