I love getting screener movies because you legitimately never know what you are about to watch. A lot of times, they are lower-budgeted independent flicks that are made with a lot of passion, but not always with a lot of finely honed talent. Other times, they are completely hidden gems I might not have ever discovered before. Some of the very best films I’ve seen … Continue reading All You Need Is Blood Review
I write this on my birthday, having just gotten back from going to the movies by myself! My wife, you see, has abandoned me this weekend, opting instead to go to her friends’ dance competition in Chicago. Which is fine; it’s FINE. I knew she was going for months. But still… it’s my birthday, man. So I took it out on her by going to … Continue reading Heretic Review
I’ve never been a big user of the term “Bucket List”. That said… if I had such a list, or if I even used the terminology and applied it to things I really wanted to do with my life, attending a live WrestleMania would long have been on it. So imagine my joy when, several months ago, it became apparent that I would get to … Continue reading WrestleMania 41 Live Report
It’s always a bit heartwarming when a talented performer makes a public return after years of relative obscurity. They can come back like a force of nature and get their career back on the upswing, and that’s always a great success story. For today’s example, we are looking at Josh Hartnett. Josh was a teen heartthrob of the end of the 1990’s and much of … Continue reading Trap Review
Vulnerable part 4 The wound couldn’t be fully stitched up. Even though Alam removed the bullet and began tending to the injury, as the boat got farther away from the island, he found it more and more difficult to stitch the flesh around the wound. Eventually, the needle bent against Bronson’s shoulder and was no longer useful. “The good news,” Alam began, “Is that I … Continue reading AP Productions: Badges #17
Okay, so it’s time for a new objective going forward in 2024: more random movie reviews. I have been contemplating this all year, doing reviews for pretty much all–if not ALL–movies that I watch for the first time ever. There are several reasons to do so–not the least of which is that SWO Productions could use the content in the next few months–and I think … Continue reading La La Land Review
Author and YouTuber Honor Lewis joins The Order this episode for Morbin’ Time! Do they believe it should have been a #MorbiusSweep? Listen in to find out! For more from Honor, click HERE! Continue reading Episode 133: Morbius
I only recently got around to seeing John Wicks 2 or 3. I’m actually doing really well on that list of missed films from the 2010’s (COVID-19 has “helped”), and the Wick sequels were top priority there. I have been averaging four to five movies a week ever since I have been working from home and staying up later. It’s gotten to the point where on the … Continue reading Stew’s Reviews: John Wick
Sometimes you can’t stop hearing about a movie, and eventually peer pressure beats you down, and you finally decide to check it out. Such is what happened to me this past weekend when we decided to go to the theater and I realized The Substance was still playing. I just could not escape friends on the social medias talking about how much they liked the … Continue reading The Substance Review
Vulnerable part 3 Gwendolyn Besson was living under her own name in a small French village where she was employed as a consultant. It was all very mundane and unassuming for a former international thief. “Either she has nothing to hide…,” Jill Frakes told Lowana Jones, “Or she wants to make it seem she has nothing to hide.” When they arrived at her home, the … Continue reading AP Productions: Badges #16
This review was made possible by an advance screener of Black Cab. Black Cab premieres on Shudder on Friday, November 8th (my birthday!). When Anne (Synnøve Karlsen) and Patrick (Luke Norris) hail a black cab after a night out their driver (Nick Frost) is chatty, jovial even, but they are in no mood to talk. In fact, the couple is barely on speaking terms. That is, until they realize the … Continue reading Black Cab Review
For more from Pete and the Middle Class Film Class, click HERE! Disclaimer: I have never been to a winery, never spoken to a sommelier, and don’t even know the difference between a merlot, and a Pinot noir. That being said… GROCERY OUTLET WINE REVIEW #15 – 19 Crimes: Cali Rosé 2020 Suggested price – $18.99 Grocery outlet price – $2.99 Alcohol content – 10.5% Tastes: … Continue reading Grocery Outlet Wine Reviews By Pete, Part 7
Sometimes things just work out, and it’s a beautiful thing. For the past several weeks, I have really wanted to watch Jennifer’s Body. I kept seeing it referenced either on social media or in pop culture, and I knew it was time I gave it a shot to see what I thought of it. Well a few weeks back I checked through all of my … Continue reading Jennifer’s Body Review
Julio of The Contrarians is back in the Order to discuss the biopic My Friend Dahmer! For more from The Contrarians, click HERE! Continue reading Episode 132: My Friend Dahmer
Our episode kicks off with some exposition: Willow explains to Xander and Anya that Buffy was unable to catch Team Losers because they cleared out of their lair after the Slayer found out their identities. She and Willow managed to recover a slew of magical and technological items, but not the ne’er-do-wells themselves. Anya launches into a capitalistic rant, and this sees Buffy enter the … Continue reading Meat Me At The Double Meat Palace: A BTVS Retrospective, S6 E12
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