I remain the whitest person you know, don’t worry. After a two-for at the local AMC theater where I saw Lisa Frankenstein and Argylle back-to-back, I was absolutely starving. Turns out that going through two feature length movies without eating is just more than a fatty like I can bear mid-day. Driving home at a little after 10pm, I was on the hunt for some … Continue reading Lisa Frankenstein Review
The Shit-town Saga: Midnight Rider part 4 Michael had been parking outside the home of Officer Drake on and off for a few days, hoping to catch him at the right time. He was in his civilian attire and driving his usual car; it was unusual for Michael doing “night work” without being suited-up but he felt comfortable and since he was having trouble finding … Continue reading AP Productions: The Cavalier #26
NOTE: Very slight spoilers within for the new Netflix offering, Hit Man! First off, I just want to say that Hit Man kind of annoyed me. And not just because it’s called “Hit Man” and not “Hitman”, thereby making it slightly frustrating to find on Letterboxd when I went to log it. No, you see, it’s because Hit Man is based not just on a … Continue reading Hit Man Review
Welcome back, friends. I hope you’re all having a good week and are ready for another classic comic review here at Stew’s Reviews! I was doing some research for today’s article when I found out that Brian K Vaughan is about four years older than I am. And given how old some of his more famous works are… that is legitimately depressing. He has accomplished … Continue reading Stew’s Reviews: Mystique
The croaks are no hoax! Frogman hops onto SCREAMBOX exclusively on June 7. The ribbiting found footage curio explores the local legend of an amphibious cryptid. “These croaks are no hoax”. You see, that’s how you sell a movie to me. That’s some great “bad” writing there. It’s so good, it almost made me miss “[t]he ribbeting found footage curio…”. Come on! Someone went all … Continue reading Frogman Review
The Shit-town Saga: Midnight Rider part 3 Commissioner Reins removed the trash bag from the kitchen as his wife loaded the dishwasher. “Mikala said she needed money for books this semester,” his wife told him as she loaded the final plate. “How much?,” he finished tying up the bag. “Eighty.” “Damn, did they raise prices again?” “The campus took a lot of damage from the … Continue reading AP Productions: The Cavalier #25
David from the Piecing It Together podcast joins The Order this episode to discuss the Netflix action movie Extraction, based on the graphic novel Ciudad! For more from Piecing It Together, click HERE! Continue reading Episode 114: Extraction
A gory throwback to video store staples of the ’80s and ’90s, SCREAMBOX Original wrestling-fueled horror-comedy Here for Blood will invade select theaters, digital, and SCREAMBOX on February 9. The last time I saw a wrestling-inspired horror flick, I ended up with Pro Wrestlers Versus Zombies. And I really wanted to like it, what with its cast and all. I was a huge Shane Douglas … Continue reading Here For Blood Review
I have the absolute worst luck on Earth when it comes to cars. I have owned or co-owned four cars in my life, including the brand new lease my wife and I got this past week. (I know! Leases, right? Who does that? But she is insistent on it because she trades in her car the minute it’s paid off anyway) The first of the … Continue reading Stew’s Reviews: Gotham Central
Remember, like, fifteen years ago when Jean-Claude Van Damme starred in the fictional portrayal of his life, JCVD? It was supposed to be a renaissance for the actor where he would start taking more serious roles and begin getting more respect. There was actual, legitimate talk that Van Damme–JEAN-CLAUDE VAN DAMME–could someday be an awards-worthy actor (it’s arguable that he deserved to be awarded for … Continue reading Darkness Of Man Review
This past weekend, I made the four hour trip down to Baltimore for the 25th edition of the Baltimore Comic Con. It was my first time ever visiting Baltimore for their annual convention; I had previously only ever been to the city for AEW’s Full Gear pay-per-view event in 2019. My visits to The Old Line State are typically at the other end of it … Continue reading Baltimore Comic Con 2024 Review
Bastard Son of Nelson Creed part 3 Heinrich Mason was a handsome man in his youth. The son of a wealthy oil baron, he bought a mine outside Winghaven, near a settlement that would one day be named Widow Springs. The profits from the mine allowed him to focus on inventions such as “the personal locomotive” which would form the basis of the “Locomotive Man”. … Continue reading AP Productions: Winghaven #24
I’m probably napping too much these days. It’s not for lack of having things to do. I have fallen very far off of my pace on these articles. I used to have a cache of 15-20 ready at given time, but that’s down to a little more than five. I keep thinking “I have a few things to read; I’ll blow through them and write … Continue reading Stew’s Reviews: Bitch Planet
My house now has a steel cage, and that’s kind of neat. In our eternal quest to make sure our cats can leads their best lives, my wife decided to buy some weird fence kind of material and cage in our front and back porches. Now that kitties can go outside with actually being able to GO anywhere. It’s kind of weird looking, I’ll be … Continue reading Stew’s Reviews: Dr. Strange – Damnation
Reena from the Better Call Daddy podcast is here this episode to discuss this long-forgotten TV movie from the mid-1990’s. It was a pilot that never got picked up, but how was Generation X and how does it hold up in 2024? For more from Better Call Daddy, click HERE! Continue reading Episode 113: Generation X
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