In a world in which no one speaks, a mysterious, devout community hunts down a young woman named Azrael (Samara Weaving) who has escaped their imprisonment. Recaptured by its ruthless leaders, she is to be sacrificed to pacify an evil which resides deep within the surrounding wilderness – but Azrael will stop at nothing to ensure her own freedom and survival. From the seeds of … Continue reading Azrael Review
As I write this, we are just a few hours out from the tragic death of Michelle Trachtenberg. She was just 39 years old, and she has no business no longer being with us at such a young age. Tell the people you care about that you love them as often as you can. Before you enjoy this article, take a moment of silence for … Continue reading Rest In Peace Michelle Trachtenberg: A BTVS Retrospective, S6 E11
Podcast guest star Amanda joins the Order this episode to discuss David Cronenburg’s A History of Violence! Continue reading Episode 130: A History of Violence
The Killer’s Game is the new action vehicle starring former WWE legend Dave Bautista. It opened at #6 and is not looking to set the box office on fire, but opening weekend grosses are not always a true mark of how high of quality a film may or may not be. So let’s take a look at The Beast’s newest offering! In the movie, Big … Continue reading The Killer’s Game Review
The Shit-Town Saga: New Agartha part 5 Arthur Hawkwood ventured through the subway tunnels on his way to Agartha. It had been years since Agartha was founded and some of the citizens now had children of their own. As for Arthur, he was older and past his prime but still had years to go before retirement. When Arthur caught up to Raphael, they were near … Continue reading AP Productions: The Cavalier #33
Rebel Ridge, the new Netflix movie, is directed by the same guy who made Patrick Stewart a Nazi! Jeremy Saulnier was also the director of 2015’s Green Room, an intense movie about a punk band being held captive by a cadre of Neo-Nazis after a show. And Patrick Stewart was the ringleader of the villains! If you have never checked it out, I definitely recommend … Continue reading Rebel Ridge Review
QUISLET-I keep forgetting this thing was on the original Legion, not the Reboot one. -Quislet is perhaps the least-known and most minor Legionnaire ever (and that’s saying something), being one of the few non-humanoid members. A tiny little spaceship imbued with an alien energy, Quislet was a prankster and annoyance, acting sorta like Wheelie from Transformers but less Satanic, bothering his teammates and talking about how great … Continue reading Jab’s Legion of Super-Heroes Reviews: Quislet, Tellus & Rond Vidar
Dawn and Tara wake up at seven A.M and discover no one else is in the house. Buffy and Willow never came home from their late night shenanigans from the night before! We cut to Buffy waking up with Spike. They don’t recall the building collapsing on them, and Spike implies they had sex at least twice. Buffy is aghast, which makes virtually no sense … Continue reading DARE To Keep Kids Off Magic!: A BTVS Retrospective, S6 E10
All who trick are treats in Creeping Death. The SCREAMBOX Exclusive supernatural slasher streams on September 10. Halloween was always Tim’s favorite holiday – until his mother was diagnosed with cancer. Now, all he wants is a quiet night in. That is quickly disrupted when his friends pay him an unwanted visit after stealing a mysterious sack from the doorstep of a local crazy. This … Continue reading Creeping Death Review
The Shit-Town Saga New Agartha part 4 Gatorback stood in the middle of the top floor which had almost every wall knocked down to create a much larger space. Normally, the Pure Blooded Agarthans would attack a superhero on-sight but Gatorback’s origins gave him some status in Agartha as something of a Late Bloomer. It was enough to be heard, although not enough to be … Continue reading AP Productions: The Cavalier #32
Gerald from Two Peas On A Pod joins the Order this episode to discuss one of his childhood favorites: Demon Knight, from Tales From The Crypt! For more from Two Peas On A Pod, click HERE! Continue reading Episode 129: Tales From The Crypt – Demon Knight
MATTER-EATER LAD (Tenzil Kem)Matter-Eater Lad- Most Problematic of Legionnaires:-One of my online friends mighta said it best, last time we talked about the Legion: Matter-Eater Lad…sigh. Together with some of the powers trotted out during “Legion try-outs”, he exemplifies the reasons most readers who might’ve started picking up the Legion titles…didn’t. Not that I’m against silly characters…but even I have limits. -Poor ol’ Matter-Eater Lad … Continue reading Jab’s Legion of Super-Heroes Reviews: Matter-Eater Lad & Tyroc
With all the whacky hi-jinx of amnesia left behind in last episode, we open today’s BTVS with Buffy coming across a simple, non-supernatural mugging. She starts kicking the muggers’ asses, but then Spike intervenes, causing a jolt of pain from his implant when he tackles one of the ne’er-do-wells. He asks Buffy if she wants to help get his rocks off, but she declines and … Continue reading Mr. Chen, Child Prodigy: A BTVS Retrospective, S6 E9
The Max Original film SALEM’s LOT debuts THURSDAY, OCTOBER 3 on Max. The adaptation of Stephen King’s 1975 bestselling novel reunites the producing teams behind the record-breaking horror franchises “The Conjuring” universe and the “It” films. Gary Dauberman writes, directs, and executive produces the film. Producers are James Wan and Michael Clear for Atomic Monster; Roy Lee for Vertigo; and Mark Wolper. Author Ben Mears returns to his childhood home … Continue reading Salem’s Lot (2024) Review
The Shit-Town Saga New Agartha part 3 Rain poured down on the city street, stirring some police officers awake, although they were in too much pain to do much about the situation. Arthur Hawkwood stood in the center of an intersection with a small crowd of mutants behind him and mostly-unconscious police officers in front of him. Just past the pile of beaten officers, Lieutenant … Continue reading AP Productions: The Cavalier #31
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