I simultaneously hate and also love when I am wrong about a movie. We have all been there. We’ve gone into a new flick with either expectations sky high or deeply buried. And we walk out realizing everything we thought we were going to get was wrong. On the one hand, it can be a great feeling to know your entire anticipatory cart was just … Continue reading Civil War Review
What Is Buried Must Remain haunts SCREAMBOX on April 12. A modern ghost story with ancient roots, the timely Lebanese found footage hybrid finds young filmmakers confronted by supernatural forces engaged in a war for the very soul of the land. I appreciate a good found footage movie, and I’m a pretty easy mark for one. I don’t know exactly why that is. To be … Continue reading What Is Buried Must Remain Review
Lock-Out Shujai’s arms were outstretched as emerald beams of bio-energy exploded from his palms, deflecting off the field of energy surrounding the ship. Once he exhausted himself, he stopped and took a breath. Hyperion’s Light had no scratch. “I can’t get through the forcefield,” Shujai explained, “This ship was well crafted.” “I should know,” Ryan boasted, “I’ve done maintenance on it over the years.” “Now … Continue reading AP Productions: The Commision #4
I hope you enjoyed our recent 100th edition spectacular! It was… a LOT of work. But I was happy to put it all together and take a look back at what all I have read for you guys in the past two years. And, wow, that only included books I have read for this article. It says nothing of books I have read for my … Continue reading Stew’s Reviews: Phoenix Endsong
Seth from The Movie Friends podcast joins the Order this episode to talk about one of the MCU’s most highly revered projects! For more from The Movie Friends, click HERE! Continue reading Episode 109 – Captain America: The Winter Soldier
Recently on the podcast, we covered Watchmen. Honestly, it’s one of my favorite episodes we have ever done. It’s really high quality stuff, and I think we all put in good work discussing an important, brilliant book. But as the show was wrapping up, I brought up something I remembered from my youth. By the time I was an early teen, I started hearing about The … Continue reading Stew’s Reviews: Maus
Project Dorothy debuts on Cable and Digital VOD January 16, 2024, including Prime Video, Vudu, Vubiquity, Cox, and Comcast. Project Dorothy was directed by George Henry Horton (Dreadspace, Dark Obsession), from a script by Ryan Scaringe (Useless Humans, Eradication) and Horton. Horton produced for Liberty Atlantic Studios and Scaringe under his Kinogo Pictures shingle. Project Dorothy stars genre icon Danielle Harris (the Halloween franchise, the … Continue reading Project Dorothy Review
I don’t know what putting a random X means in things. It reminds me of when I bought the first volume of Spy X Family. I’m not sure what that letter is supposed to be telling me. I’m relatively sure it’s just supposed to be a substitute for “and”, but has the symbol “&” or “+” really become that difficult to type? I feel like … Continue reading Gozilla X Kong Review
Ghost in the Machine Rex Robinson placed his hands on his hips, his famous smile never fading, “What are you waiting for, friends? There’s some strange things afoot. I’ll explain on the way.” “Sure you will,” Ryan Bennings quickly pulled his energy pistol and fired a shot, blasting a hole through Rex’s forehead. When Rex hit the ground, there was an audible CLANG while sparks … Continue reading AP Productions: The Commission #3
It’s time for SummerSlam 2024, just a few hours away from my backyard. But here’s the thing: we don’t go to Cleveland because it’s Cleveland. Boom! Weird Pittsburgh loyalty in the dissing of Cleveland. I’m just kidding, Cleveland. You have a great amusement park. There are at least two different signs in the SummerSlam pre-show crowd that say “Drew McIntyre Eats Corn The Long Way”, … Continue reading SummerSlam 2024 Review
Angel and Steve from Voices From The Mausoleum join the order this episode to discuss the last of the currently released Spider-Man movies to get the SWO treatment: Far From Home! For more from Voices From The Mausoleum, click HERE! Continue reading Episode 108: Spider-Man Far From Home
FOR PREVIOUS BUFFY REVIEWS, CLICK HERE! EPISODE 21 After Glory’s rousing and emphatic victory to end episode 20, we kick off episode 21 with her minions packing up her stuff. She notes that she doesn’t want to kill them for messing up, but she isn’t sure why not. We off-handedly find out she has been on Earth for 25 years, so… has she been bound … Continue reading A New Challenger Emerges: A BTVS Retrospective, S5 E21-22
A Rough Start Hyperion’s Light remained grounded with a few minor lights inside. Labrat had been sent home and Ryan Bennings ushered the few remaining robots inside a storage unit before closing the door. The ship was still running according to Rex Robinson’s settings and Ryan felt it was best to finally enact a complete reboot, a task he had been putting off for days. … Continue reading AP Productions: The Commission #2
I like those thigh-highs with the holes. That’s all I got. TRIPLICATE GIRL (Luornu Durgo, aka Duo Damsel, Triad & Una)Silver Age Triplicate Girl:-Triplicate Girl was one of the very first inductees of the Legion of Super-Heroes, which makes sense because she’s rather silly and not that well-thought-out as a concept (I mean, a regular girl turning into THREE PEOPLE? And she fights CRIME with … Continue reading Jab’s Legion of Super-Heroes Reviews: Triplicate Girl & Bouncing Boy
Conspiracy theories would be fun if they weren’t so dangerous sometimes. As of this writing, we are still in the throes of COVID-19. I am saying it like that because I am hoping very much that by the time this goes out, that will all be over. But… it doesn’t seem likely. Anyway, there are already so many objectively silly theories around our little pandemic. … Continue reading Stew’s Reviews: Illuminati
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