Jab’s Reviews: The Emperor’s New Groove

THE EMPEROR’S NEW GROOVE (2000):Written by: David Reynolds, Chris Reynolds & Mark Dindal This one had a fabulously-awful production process, with a Prince and the Pauper-themed story being written by one guy, and a comedy film being written by another. When the first, also the director of The Lion King, quit over being forced to shorten his timeline, things looked to be a disaster. Instead, they completely re-did … Continue reading Jab’s Reviews: The Emperor’s New Groove

JabronivilleMarch 23, 2023February 7, 20231 Comment

Media, Movies, Movies/TV

Episode 59: Black Panther

Lauren from Your Friendly Neighborhood Comic Show joins the Order this episode to talk Black Panther and mostly just gush over the cast.

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Not BAMFMarch 22, 2023February 20, 20232 Comments

TMNT

Jab’s Reviews: TMNT (Usagi Yojimbo)

Hundreds of years before sewers were even invented, Usagi Yojimbo (Rabbit Bodyguard), a skilled but masterless Samurai, wandered ancient legendary Japan. In a freakish burst of reception through Donatello’s trans-dimensional portal, this medieval hare wound up thrashing his way through the Turtles’ lair, kicking shell and more or less proving a few points with his Katana. Splinter recognized the ronin’s skills at once as Usagi … Continue reading Jab’s Reviews: TMNT (Usagi Yojimbo)

JabronivilleMarch 21, 2023February 7, 2023Leave a comment

Lists, Movies, Movies/TV

Movies Directed By Women

The Oscars recently happened, and once again, there were no Women nominated in the Best Director category, reversing a trend of… well, just two years. But in 2021 and 2022, there were women nominees! But none this year. But in the face of that and March being Women’s History Month, I thought I’d take a look back at cinematic history and give credit to some … Continue reading Movies Directed By Women

Not BAMFMarch 20, 2023March 16, 20234 Comments

Movies/TV, TV

Xander Is Less Awful: A BTVS Retrospective, Eps 11-12

FOR PREVIOUS BUFFY REVIEWS, CLICK HERE! We sees Cordelia and two of her friends walking through the halls of the school to open the penultimate episode of the first season. They quite literally bump into Buffy, causing the latter to spill her assortment of medieval weaponry to the floor. Buffy makes a lame excuse for why she has them, but Cordy just makes fun of … Continue reading Xander Is Less Awful: A BTVS Retrospective, Eps 11-12

Not BAMFMarch 17, 2023March 17, 20232 Comments

Movies/TV, Sailor Moon

Jab’s Reviews: Sailor Moon (The Entire Anime Series) Part 1

Art from official SM art & Tsutaya. SAILOR MOON: Sailor Moon- Series Overview:-And now we finally reach the end of my Sailor Moon sets, as I’ve finally reached the end of my 200-episode-long watch-through. I can actually give a more thorough review of the series at this point, detailing the qualities and flaws of the show. Was it good? Well let’s just say that Sailor Moon kicks the ever-loving … Continue reading Jab’s Reviews: Sailor Moon (The Entire Anime Series) Part 1

JabronivilleMarch 16, 2023March 16, 2023Leave a comment

Disney, Movies/TV

Jab’s Reviews: Fantasia 2000 & Dinosaur

It’s time for more Disney reviews! Unfortunately, these are all shows I haven’t seen so this is just “Jab Reads Wikipedia”, lol. You might saw “a proper reviewer would just watch these, since they have Disney+ and could just click on them” but I DON’T WANNNAAAAAAAAAAAAA.. FANTASIA 2000 (2000):Written by: N/A -A largely forgotten part of the canon, it was released the same year as Dinosaur, and … Continue reading Jab’s Reviews: Fantasia 2000 & Dinosaur

JabronivilleMarch 15, 2023February 7, 2023Leave a comment

Horror, Movies/TV

Scream 6 Review

NOTE: THERE WILL BE SPOILERS FOR SOME BASIC STORY ELEMENTS HERE, BUT NOTHING TOO REVEAL-RELATED OR INVOLVING WHO SURVIVES/DIES. I was a really big fan of Scream 5, though I do not think I wrote a full review on it last year when it came out. It had problems–it’s not like I had it as an 8/10 or higher or anything–but it was solidly at … Continue reading Scream 6 Review

Not BAMFMarch 14, 2023March 13, 20232 Comments

Comic Books, DC, Stew's Reviews

Stew’s Reviews: For The Man Who Has Everything

By the time you read this, I will hopefully have had the DC Universe streaming service for a few months. I haven’t purchased it yet, but I probably will by the time the weekend passes. What brought on the desire to get the service is that I have wanted to watch Young Justice for quite a while, but I had never found a service that … Continue reading Stew’s Reviews: For The Man Who Has Everything

Not BAMFMarch 13, 2023December 23, 20221 Comment

Media, Movies, Movies/TV

Episode 58: Bloodshot

Joey and Markellus from the top-notch So Wizard podcast are back this episode to discuss Bloodshot, the movie… the caused COVID? Maybe!

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Not BAMFMarch 12, 2023February 20, 20232 Comments

Movies/TV, TV

Xander Is The Worst: A BtVS Retrospective, Eps 9-10

FOR PREVIOUS BUFFY REVIEWS, CLICK HERE! As we near the end of season one, we are in the throes of some very important goings-on… like the SunnyDale High School Talent Show! We start off with more picking on Cordelia as we see her trying to sing, but being abjectly terrible at it. For some reason, Giles is hosting the talent show, and does this school … Continue reading Xander Is The Worst: A BtVS Retrospective, Eps 9-10

Not BAMFMarch 10, 2023March 10, 20234 Comments

Fiction

AP Productions: Cavalier #9

That night, Michael brought the Dragon in low as it approached the mansion on top of a hill. Michael remarked that it was a nice place but it was unfortunate it was bought through selling drugs to vulnerable people. The lights were on and several cars were parked in the back so he decided he’d have to wait for enough people to leave before sneaking … Continue reading AP Productions: Cavalier #9

APMarch 9, 2023January 18, 20232 Comments

Fiction, Horror

AP Productions: Winghaven #9

Alysa ran to Creed’s side, “Hold on, Creed. I got this.” He remained on the floor, blood pooling around his body as he coughed and choked. “Just… go after Torres,” Creed’s voice was pained but sure, “I can… tell you where he is.” She didn’t even look at him as she went to work, “Tell me after.” She knew a few minor healing spells; they … Continue reading AP Productions: Winghaven #9

APMarch 8, 2023January 18, 20232 Comments

Movies, Movies/TV

Creed 3 Review

NOTE: SPOILERS WITHIN FOR CREED 3 There are a LOT of Rocky movies! There are at least… nine? Right? Five in the original run. Rocky Balboa. Then the three Creed movies. Am I missing any? I feel like I’m missing one more between Rocky V and the first Creed movie. Maybe I’m confusing them with the Rambo movies they started making again in the 2000’s, … Continue reading Creed 3 Review

Not BAMFMarch 7, 2023March 4, 20231 Comment

Movies/TV, Sailor Moon

Jab’s Reviews: Sailor Stars Summation

SAILOR MOON SAILOR STARS:-And now we finally come to the FINAL SEASON of Sailor Moon– the somewhat notorious “Gender Swap” season Sailor Stars! Having finally watched all the episodes of the show, I can at last sum this up. So the series is winding down. The demand to make a “Chibi-Usa-centric season” ended with Sailor Moon SuperS and ratings fell, so they’re calling an end to it- the show … Continue reading Jab’s Reviews: Sailor Stars Summation

JabronivilleMarch 6, 2023February 27, 2023Leave a comment