Good fiction makes me cry, man. I’ve never hidden this fact. If something is well-made and has basically any amount of emotionality to it, I will likely shed a tear or two. Usually not much, but make no mistake… there are movies on this list that made me sob. Just full-on ugly cry. I think part of my brain appreciates writing that is able to … Continue reading Top Ten Movies That Made Me Cry
The process of using Neutronium to grant superpowers is as follows: 1) a series of tests are run to see if a subject can survive the process with no ill effects 2) the subject lays down inside a filtration fhamber and given sedatives 3) a tube of Neutronium is inserted into the filtration system and a portion of energy is delivered with a pre-programmed designation … Continue reading AP Productions: Badges #6
FOR PREVIOUS BUFFY REVIEWS, CLICK HERE! We start off in The Bronze, with Willow and Buffy watching Oz’ band play. The two of them start discussing the Parker character that Buffy met previously while trying to avoid Cathy. They use Network TV Language to insinuate that Buffy sure would like to take him to bed. Also what I just did is also Network TV Language. … Continue reading Parker Abrams Can’t Lose: A BTVS Retrospective, S4 E3-4
Hey, we are back, still doing the first watch through of Young Justice! Let’s get into it. EPISODE 3 We open up with what appears to be some generic ass thieves robbing shipping containers. The former Speedy, who is… just Roy now, I guess?… shows up to defeat them. One of the thugs turns out to be a metahuman, and we see Young Justice is … Continue reading A Pick-Up Artist’s Guide To Teen Dating: A Young Justice Retrospective, S1 E3-4
Brad from The Cinema Guys is back with the Order to discuss the sequel to Frank Miller and Zack Snyder’s 300! How far–IF AT ALL!–does it fall off from its predecessor? And what single point can Stew not get past?
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The last time I watched a Netflix Original Movie starring Jamie Foxx, I got 2020’s Project Power, a superhero-esque genre film about pills that give folks short-lived metahuman abilities. It was… fine. Adequate and forgettable, I had to look it up just now to remember Joseph Gordon Levitt was even in it. And this is a movie I didn’t just watch… I covered it on … Continue reading They Cloned Tyrone Review
FOR PREVIOUS BUFFY REVIEWS, CLICK HERE! I can’t believe I’ve done three whole seasons of this show so far. Let’s see where season four takes us… We start the season off with Buffy and Willow sitting in a graveyard and selecting classes for their first semester at UC SunnyDale (wait, they are attending the University of California? And it has a SunnyDale campus? Okay). Behind them, … Continue reading The Last Of Buff: A BTVS Retrospective, S4 E1-2
Alysa and Creed drove the truck toward the highway and out of sight; in case they were being watched, they wanted to appear as though they left the area. Once they parked the truck on the side of the road around the bend, they trekked back to the compound on foot, arriving at the rear of the large fenced-in building. “Picking anyone up?,” Creed asked. … Continue reading AP Productions: Winghaven #17
The teen sex comedy is a genre that has felt dead for close to 20 years now, and honestly? Not much of a value was lost. Not to say there weren’t some really good flicks under that umbrella, but when it was revitalized in the very late 90’s by American Pie, several movies came out to capitalize on that wave, and the returns were incredibly … Continue reading Bottoms Review
I’ve just gotten home from WWE Payback, the first WWE Premium Live Event *slash* Pay-Per-View that I have attended since Extreme Rules in 20… 2017? 2018? I forget which. I just remember it was the show main evented by Seth Rollins and Dolph Ziggler in an Iron Man Match, and the fans quickly started counting down every minute on the clock even someone back stage … Continue reading WWE Payback Live Review
The man stood under the awning just outside the cheap motel to get out of the rain. He kept going back and forth between looking at his phone and leaning forward to get a good look at the parking lot. After about fifteen minutes of this, he saw a familiar car pull up. When the woman parked, she rushed outside with an umbrella and met … Continue reading AP Productions: Winghaven #16
WWE and NXT Legend Tyler Breeze stops by the Order to discuss a very 1990’s movie: Lori Petty’s starring vehicle (pun!), Tank Girl! Also: apologies for the audio here. I had to record a new way than what I usually use, and there is an occasional… clicking noise? Not sure where that came from! I’ll test some things out for the next time I record … Continue reading Episode 75: Tank Girl
FOR PREVIOUS BUFFY REVIEWS, CLICK HERE! Two-part season finale time, everyone! Buckle in because I hear this show gets SUBSTANTIALLY worse next season! We lead off with the newly re-friended Xander and Cordelia (actually, given their history, this is the very first time they’ve ever been actually, purely friends), with Xander lamenting he is likely about to die. Buffy and Willow join up with him to … Continue reading One Heck Of A Finale! A BTVS Retrospective, S3 E21-22
No one knows for certain where he came from, but one thing is for sure, Rat King revels in scum and scum revels in him. The creepiest of sewer crawlies nest in his royally rotten rags. The self-proclaimed King of the Ratocracy, he hypnotizes his rodent subjects with his seductive flute playing. Even Splinter succumbs to his magical musical powers. Rat King’s army protects his … Continue reading Jab’s Reviews: TMNT (The Rat King & Chrome Dome)
It’s tough having to separate an artist from his work. There are some things I enjoy—comics, movies, television shows, etc—where the product is truly amazing, but the people involved in its creation may run the gamut from politically unsavory to downright repugnantly criminal. Where do you draw the line? Is it not okay to support something you think is high quality because a member of … Continue reading Stew’s Reviews: Rurouni Kenshin
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